Any as Big as this?..................now that's One Big Black Cockcanon docre wrote:many many many... ok, they've been all on screen, but nonetheless...scotty wrote:and just how many are you claiming to have seen Jess?canon docre wrote:Good Lord, thats the biggest black cock I've ever seen.
Uncomfortable Situations.
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
I've got a 97" projector screen, watching porn on that scares mecanon docre wrote:many many many... ok, they've been all on screen, but nonetheless...scotty wrote:and just how many are you claiming to have seen Jess?canon docre wrote:Good Lord, thats the biggest black cock I've ever seen.
especially if it features big black cocks
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Cripes. Especially the red head is turning me on.scotty wrote:Any as Big as this?..................now that's One Big Black Cockcanon docre wrote:many many many... ok, they've been all on screen, but nonetheless...scotty wrote: and just how many are you claiming to have seen Jess?
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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stop it. I already have a too vidid conception of your "Love Grotto" at home.DerekR wrote:I've got a 97" projector screen, watching porn on that scares mecanon docre wrote:many many many... ok, they've been all on screen, but nonetheless...scotty wrote: and just how many are you claiming to have seen Jess?
especially if it features big black cocks
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
Be assured, the reality is probably far, far worsecanon docre wrote:stop it. I already have a too vidid conception of your "Love Grotto" at home.DerekR wrote:I've got a 97" projector screen, watching porn on that scares mecanon docre wrote: many many many... ok, they've been all on screen, but nonetheless...
especially if it features big black cocks
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Good Lord, next thing you know there'll be a new Sissies albumDerekR wrote:
Besides, I'm kinda dating at the moment, proper dating
actually really happy for you big man
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See what happens when I go off to watch The Sisters live in Mockba DVD?
You degenerate into filthy mouthed, potty brained, scumsuckers hellbent on a triple-ana... no, even I know I went too far there
Has anyone not yet heard the story about Blast and a white goods* (that's like something you plug in: hoover, washing machine, oven, iron or other domestic appliance - this message was sponsored by our Amerikan viewers) item c.1978?
*they all sound like the work of Genesis P Orridge and other people who can't even plug a bass guitar into an amp. I was quoted on Radio 3's now, sadly gone Mixing It for the term *"Sound of White Goods"
You degenerate into filthy mouthed, potty brained, scumsuckers hellbent on a triple-ana... no, even I know I went too far there
Has anyone not yet heard the story about Blast and a white goods* (that's like something you plug in: hoover, washing machine, oven, iron or other domestic appliance - this message was sponsored by our Amerikan viewers) item c.1978?
*they all sound like the work of Genesis P Orridge and other people who can't even plug a bass guitar into an amp. I was quoted on Radio 3's now, sadly gone Mixing It for the term *"Sound of White Goods"
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General Blast, this time I take full responsibility for pulling this thread down the gutter.James Blast wrote:See what happens when I go off to watch The Sisters live in Mockba DVD?
You degenerate into filthy mouthed, potty brained, scumsuckers hellbent on a triple-ana... no, even I know I went too far there
I'll await an adequate punishment.
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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Fruit, fruit, I need fresh fruit!!!!
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for crimes against the moral fibre and decency codes of Heartland, I sentence you to a month shackled to Derek's bean bag whilst watching his porn collectioncanon docre wrote:I'll await an adequate punishment.
is a month long enough to view it all DR?
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Most modern DVD players can cope with a 32x speed playback, that'll come in handyJames Blast wrote:for crimes against the moral fibre and decency codes of Heartland, I sentence you to a month shackled to Derek's bean bag whilst watching his porn collectioncanon docre wrote:I'll await an adequate punishment.
is a month long enough to view it all DR?
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James Blast wrote:Has anyone not yet heard the story about Blast and a white goods* (that's like something you plug in: hoover, washing machine, oven, iron or other domestic appliance - this message was sponsored by our Amerikan viewers) item c.1978?
*they all sound like the work of Genesis P Orridge and other people who can't even plug a bass guitar into an amp. I was quoted on Radio 3's now, sadly gone Mixing It for the term *"Sound of White Goods"
NOW I get it - the crickets-and-air conditioners set! Why didn't you say so in the first place?
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James Blast wrote:for crimes against the moral fibre and decency codes of Heartland, I sentence you to a month shackled to Derek's bean bag whilst watching his porn collectioncanon docre wrote:I'll await an adequate punishment.
Hopefully it'll get sprayed with disinfectant, first - you don't know where it's been, after all...
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Scat's EntertainmentCarpathian Psychonaut wrote:Just metaphorically !boudicca wrote:Cheers for sharing, DebsMadameButterfly wrote:ooohhh man...i need the loo....for a big pooo...
*excuse me*
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calm down kids...weebleswobble wrote:Scat's EntertainmentCarpathian Psychonaut wrote:Just metaphorically !boudicca wrote: Cheers for sharing, Debs
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No, that was Mark I was dragging from pub to pub.James Blast wrote:on a pub crawl round LeedsSINsister wrote:you don't know where it's been