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canon docre wrote:
scotty wrote:
canon docre wrote:Good Lord, thats the biggest black cock I've ever seen.
:eek: :eek: and just how many are you claiming to have seen Jess? :eek: :twisted: :lol:
many many many... ok, they've been all on screen, but nonetheless... :innocent:
Any as Big as this?..................now that's One Big Black Cock :innocent: :twisted:
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canon docre wrote:
scotty wrote:
canon docre wrote:Good Lord, thats the biggest black cock I've ever seen.
:eek: :eek: and just how many are you claiming to have seen Jess? :eek: :twisted: :lol:
many many many... ok, they've been all on screen, but nonetheless... :innocent:
I've got a 97" projector screen, watching porn on that scares me :lol:

especially if it features big black cocks
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scotty wrote:
canon docre wrote:
scotty wrote: :eek: :eek: and just how many are you claiming to have seen Jess? :eek: :twisted: :lol:
many many many... ok, they've been all on screen, but nonetheless... :innocent:
Any as Big as this?..................now that's One Big Black Cock :innocent: :twisted:
Cripes. :eek: Especially the red head is turning me on.
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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DerekR wrote:
canon docre wrote:
scotty wrote: :eek: :eek: and just how many are you claiming to have seen Jess? :eek: :twisted: :lol:
many many many... ok, they've been all on screen, but nonetheless... :innocent:
I've got a 97" projector screen, watching porn on that scares me :lol:

especially if it features big black cocks
stop it. I already have a too vidid conception of your "Love Grotto" at home. :lol:
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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canon docre wrote:
DerekR wrote:
canon docre wrote: many many many... ok, they've been all on screen, but nonetheless... :innocent:
I've got a 97" projector screen, watching porn on that scares me :lol:

especially if it features big black cocks
stop it. I already have a too vidid conception of your "Love Grotto" at home. :lol:
Be assured, the reality is probably far, far worse :lol:
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DerekR wrote:Be assured, the reality is probably far, far worse :lol:
:lol: :urff: \m/
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DerekR wrote:
Besides, I'm kinda dating at the moment, proper dating :wink:
Good Lord, next thing you know there'll be a new Sissies album :eek:


actually really happy for you big man
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See what happens when I go off to watch The Sisters live in Mockba DVD?
You degenerate into filthy mouthed, potty brained, scumsuckers hellbent on a triple-ana... no, even I know I went too far there :oops:

Has anyone not yet heard the story about Blast and a white goods* (that's like something you plug in: hoover, washing machine, oven, iron or other domestic appliance - this message was sponsored by our Amerikan viewers) item c.1978?

*they all sound like the work of Genesis P Orridge and other people who can't even plug a bass guitar into an amp. I was quoted on Radio 3's now, sadly gone Mixing It for the term *"Sound of White Goods"
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James Blast wrote:See what happens when I go off to watch The Sisters live in Mockba DVD?
You degenerate into filthy mouthed, potty brained, scumsuckers hellbent on a triple-ana... no, even I know I went too far there :oops:
General Blast, this time I take full responsibility for pulling this thread down the gutter.

I'll await an adequate punishment.
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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Fruit, fruit, I need fresh fruit!!!!
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canon docre wrote:I'll await an adequate punishment.
for crimes against the moral fibre and decency codes of Heartland, I sentence you to a month shackled to Derek's bean bag whilst watching his porn collection :twisted:

is a month long enough to view it all DR? ;D
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James Blast wrote:
canon docre wrote:I'll await an adequate punishment.
for crimes against the moral fibre and decency codes of Heartland, I sentence you to a month shackled to Derek's bean bag whilst watching his porn collection :twisted:

is a month long enough to view it all DR? ;D
Most modern DVD players can cope with a 32x speed playback, that'll come in handy ;)

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James Blast wrote:Has anyone not yet heard the story about Blast and a white goods* (that's like something you plug in: hoover, washing machine, oven, iron or other domestic appliance - this message was sponsored by our Amerikan viewers) item c.1978?

*they all sound like the work of Genesis P Orridge and other people who can't even plug a bass guitar into an amp. I was quoted on Radio 3's now, sadly gone Mixing It for the term *"Sound of White Goods"

NOW I get it - the crickets-and-air conditioners set! Why didn't you say so in the first place? :lol: :P :notworthy:
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James Blast wrote:
canon docre wrote:I'll await an adequate punishment.
for crimes against the moral fibre and decency codes of Heartland, I sentence you to a month shackled to Derek's bean bag whilst watching his porn collection :twisted:

Hopefully it'll get sprayed with disinfectant, first - you don't know where it's been, after all... :eek: :lol: :urff: :wink:
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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SINsister wrote:you don't know where it's been
on a pub crawl round Leeds :lol:
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ooohhh man...i need the loo....for a big pooo...


*excuse me* :oops:
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MadameButterfly wrote:ooohhh man...i need the loo....for a big pooo...


*excuse me* :oops:
:lol: Cheers for sharing, Debs :P :notworthy:
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boudicca wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:ooohhh man...i need the loo....for a big pooo...


*excuse me* :oops:
:lol: Cheers for sharing, Debs :P :notworthy:
Just metaphorically ! :lol:
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Hehehehe. Bleah! :lol: :urff:
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Carpathian Psychonaut wrote:
boudicca wrote:
MadameButterfly wrote:ooohhh man...i need the loo....for a big pooo...


*excuse me* :oops:
:lol: Cheers for sharing, Debs :P :notworthy:
Just metaphorically ! :lol:
Scat's Entertainment :innocent:
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weebleswobble wrote:
Carpathian Psychonaut wrote:
boudicca wrote: :lol: Cheers for sharing, Debs :P :notworthy:
Just metaphorically ! :lol:
Scat's Entertainment :innocent:
calm down kids...

...it was only a huge fart. :roll:
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James Blast wrote:
SINsister wrote:you don't know where it's been
on a pub crawl round Leeds :lol:
No, that was Mark I was dragging from pub to pub. :wink:
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:eek: :twisted: Does he know that? :lol:
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