Burlesque Night w/ the Devils Jukebox - flyer a tad NSFW

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she appears to have (albeit tastefully) forgotten to put on her pants.

This is shaping up to be a really good night (and will probably go on to 3am rather than 2am to allow for extra partying) with a variety of comperes, musicians, acts and even competitions. We will be providing table service as that proved very popular last time.

tickets £6 adv/£8 on the door. advance tickets are super easily obtainable if you have a paypal account - just email me at sarah_orange at thesubculture.co.uk telling me how many tickets you want and I'll send you a paypal invoice for you to complete. Alternatively they can be obtained from the club or from the cyanide cocktail shop in the merrion centre or from interim cyanide cocktail events.

so who's gonna come along?
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ooo and I forgot to mention that advanced tickets purchase through paypal will still cost just £6 - no fees are added or owt and we'll keep them on the door for you to avoid postage issues/costs.
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Bollox, missus is on-call thus I'm 'standby babysitter' that weekend. Until I looked at the calender, this was shaping up as the next HL leeds nite out. Ah well, next time mebeez.
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we have a one off night on called BLEEP the next day Dave if you're available then. as you can imagine it's allsorts of IDM, cyber, industrial etc.
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sarah_orange wrote:we have a one off night on called BLEEP the next day Dave if you're available then. as you can imagine it's allsorts of IDM, cyber, industrial etc.
:evil: :evil: :evil: Missus is on call all bloody weekend. I suppose I could try the old 'if I can't go out I'll shoot myself in the head' routine, though I suspect she'd simply pass the gun, having ensured it was fully loaded and the barrel was clean.
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does she often get called out whilst on call?
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sarah_orange wrote:does she often get called out whilst on call?
Pretty rarely, but there's always the chance. :?
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surely that s**t is what in-laws are for ;p

spot the non-parent :D
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*subtle bump*

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