Which Ann Rice Vampire are You?

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Black Planet
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I was Louis....

All you do is whine! Your also very human and moral. For years you would not take a human life and when you did you were always a pussy about it. You should get out more man. Oh yeah, stop letting other vamps make you their bitch.

Good god! LMAO. But it's pretty accurate, I did let a vampire make me his bitch...to my own detriment and stupidity.
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I'm David:

Once the leader of the Talamasca and an old man, life has definitely thrown you a Lestat. You’re a perfect gentleman…even when others would rather you not be. You’re beautiful, intelligent, kind, loyal—damn, why are all the good ones gay?

I'm gay? :eek:
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OoH I'm Lestat - " Sexy, androgynous and tortured (well they got that right :lol: ) The devil himself wanted you to do his bidding. Youre the James bond of vampires , dont play by the rules and probably never will"
Hell is other people
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Is there a ginger one ?

Paddy ;)
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I'm Marius...

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Dim, through the misty panes and thick green light,
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.
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You're gabrielle. Made a Vampire by your son on your death bed, you were given a whole new life-and you definitely took advantage of it. You rejected anything from your former life and turned into a vicious killer. You're beautiful, cold and a great explorer of the world. Try hanging out with your son more.
:eek: :twisted: So that's why my colleagues are afraid to drink with me!
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LESTAT ?!?!?!

Me?! :eek:

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dead inside wrote:LESTAT ?!?!?!

Me?! :eek:

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does that mean you're a poison dwarf who has to stand on a box (mmmmm. kinky ) when being filmed :twisted:
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khepri II wrote:
dead inside wrote:LESTAT ?!?!?!

Me?! :eek:

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does that mean you're a poison dwarf who has to stand on a box (mmmmm. kinky ) when being filmed :twisted:
:evil:

I uploaded the pic to my web site like the guy in the site said to do!

It's here:

http://www.geocities.com/oitoseculosdea ... lestat.htm


What am I doing wrong this time? It doesn't work... :roll:

Oh, forget it! Just probably Geocities cheking first if it's porno or something...
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dead inside wrote:
khepri II wrote:
dead inside wrote:LESTAT ?!?!?!

Me?! :eek:

Image

does that mean you're a poison dwarf who has to stand on a box (mmmmm. kinky ) when being filmed :twisted:
:evil:

I uploaded the pic to my web site like the guy in the site said to do!

It's here:

http://www.geocities.com/oitoseculosdea ... lestat.htm


What am I doing wrong this time? It doesn't work... :roll:

Oh, forget it! Just probably Geocities cheking first if it's porno or something...
read the small print - life's like that sometimes :von:

the site has runout of bandwidth, probably because of the number of sad wanna be vampyre goths hitting it :P
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khepri II wrote:
sad wanna be vampyre goths
now that is amusing... :notworthy: ...totally nail on head!!

so what does that make me?... :innocent: ... :eek: ...surely not!!

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<--------------------------------------------------- obviously :P
++++ All those of you who have tears, prepare to shed them now... ++++
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I am Akasha - ARF!!!!! :eek:

I am Queen Of The Damned - who gets beheaded at the end of book 3 - which is nice ! [/img]
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khepri II wrote:
the site has runout of bandwidth, probably because of the number of sad wanna be vampyre goths hitting it :P
That's not a reason. I've linked the pic to MY web site, not HIS. :evil:
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Very clever!!! :notworthy: :lol:

nearmethexperience wrote:<--------------------------------------------------- obviously :P
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On the other hand, let's see if it works...

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I'm Marius too
I think someone set my soul alight
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armand :o
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
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Quiff Boy wrote:armand :o
:D I guess that means I'm your bitch... Wanna run away to New Orleans with me and Claudia? :wink:

It does figure...the vampire I fell for had your very name....... :eek:
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Black Planet wrote:
Quiff Boy wrote:armand :o
:D I guess that means I'm your bitch... Wanna run away to New Orleans with me and Claudia? :wink:

It does figure...the vampire I fell for had your very name....... :eek:
you fell for a vampire named barry?

:D :D :D :P :kiss:
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
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Marius.

Whatever the hell relevance that actually has.

I bet if you did the same test on these sites you'd come up with different results...

http://quizilla.com/users/vanitas/quizz ... %20you%3F/

http://selectsmart.com/FREE/select.php? ... nquisition
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Quiff Boy wrote:
Black Planet wrote:
Quiff Boy wrote:armand :o
:D I guess that means I'm your bitch... Wanna run away to New Orleans with me and Claudia? :wink:

It does figure...the vampire I fell for had your very name....... :eek:
you fell for a vampire named barry?

:D :D :D :P :kiss:
LOL No....but he looks very much like your avatar...... :eek: :eek: I had to look twice at that to make it wasn't HIM!!! :?
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khepri II wrote:
the site has runout of bandwidth, probably because of the number of sad wanna be vampyre goths hitting it :P

I have a question, actually. I didn’t know linking to an image (like in here, for instance) in another site could have any influence in that site’s bandwidth.
How does it work? What’s your definition of “bandwidth� exactly?
(Please, gurus, keep the explanation simple! Thank you.)
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Jim wrote:Marius.

Whatever the hell relevance that actually has.

I bet if you did the same test on these sites you'd come up with different results...

http://quizilla.com/users/vanitas/quizz ... %20you%3F/
Guess what?
I'm Lestat AGAIN in this one too! :eek:

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"Which Anne Rice character are you?" - Results:
Lestat - The Brat Prince himself. You're irresistable, you're bad, You're practically indestructible, it'd be almost impossible for anyone to hurt you, at least, not half as much as you've already harmed yourself with your adventures.
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Couldn't access this one today.
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dead inside wrote:
Jim wrote:Marius.

Whatever the hell relevance that actually has.

I bet if you did the same test on these sites you'd come up with different results...

http://quizilla.com/users/vanitas/quizz ... %20you%3F/
Guess what?
I'm Lestat AGAIN in this one too! :eek:

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"Which Anne Rice character are you?" - Results:
Lestat - The Brat Prince himself. You're irresistable, you're bad, You're practically indestructible, it'd be almost impossible for anyone to hurt you, at least, not half as much as you've already harmed yourself with your adventures.
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Couldn't access this one today.
Wait! I made it!



And guess what?


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Lestat de Lioncourt
Lestat de Lioncourt
My #1 result for the SelectSmart.com selector, Which Anne Rice Vampire are you?, is Lestat de Lioncourt.
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OK, there's a pattern here. Incredible. :eek:
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