If You Were Invisible For A Day?.

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Where would you go?

What would you do?

Who would you spy on? :twisted:
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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Does this mean that miraculous transport would also be available, or would I be stuck taking regular-arse ol' planes/trains/etc.? I certainly won't be able to do much, if that's the case...
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who - :von:

why? To see what exactly he is doing thats so important/time consuming that he hasnt got time to get back into a studio!
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LOL @ Iz! :lol: :notworthy:
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@Iz, aye, very good :lol:

@Sini, aye, of course, warp speed is available.
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there are a few shower cubicles i want to keep an eye on
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
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scotty wrote:Where would you go?

What would you do?

Who would you spy on? :twisted:

..but you didnt answer your own questions scotty...
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emilystrange wrote:there are a few shower cubicles i want to keep an eye on
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SomeKindOfStranger wrote:
scotty wrote:Where would you go?

What would you do?

Who would you spy on? :twisted:

..but you didnt answer your own questions scotty...
Can't you guess?
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a similar response to emilystrange, I would imagine :wink:
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Aha! In that case, I'd:

-fly all over the world, visiting all the countries/cities I'm currently fantasizing about, stealing in and out of monuments, museums, cafes, clubs and the like, for free! YAAAAY!!!

-kiss all of the cute (over age 18 :wink:) boys I find - they won't know what hit 'em, bwahahaha! Stealth, oh yes. :twisted: :von: (Have I mentioned that I have a "thing" for adorable boys? I'll stop now. :oops: :roll:)

-probably spy on the likes of :von: and the boy I currently have an online crush on, who lives only 9 miles from me, but whom I'll probably never meet. *Sigh*


I know, I'm b0ring. Sorry. :von:
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SomeKindOfStranger wrote:a similar response to emilystrange, I would imagine :wink:
Liz McClarnon getting in the bath.

Liz McClarnon getting out the bath.

I'd like spy on my boss as well, just to find out how He manages to fuck most thing up :urff: :roll:
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SINsister wrote:fly all over the world, visiting all the countries/cities I'm currently fantasizing about, stealing in and out of monuments, museums, cafes, clubs and the like, for free! YAAAAY!!!
In 24h? You'd have to be faster than the average Japanese then :eek: :lol:

Not sure what I'd do, whatever is fun and I come across probably :)
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SINsister wrote:Aha! In that case, I'd:

-fly all over the world, visiting all the countries/cities I'm currently fantasizing about, stealing in and out of monuments, museums, cafes, clubs and the like, for free! YAAAAY!!!

-kiss all of the cute (over age 18 :wink:) boys I find - they won't know what hit 'em, bwahahaha! Stealth, oh yes. :twisted: :von: (Have I mentioned that I have a "thing" for adorable boys? I'll stop now. :oops: :roll:)
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Superman was feeling bored after a long streak of crime fighting and wanted to go out and party, so he called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to a club and pick up some girls.

Batman said Robin was ill and he had to look after him. A little disappointed, Superman called Spiderman to see if he fancied a few beers. Spiderman told him he had a date with Cat Woman.

As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonder Woman's apartment to see if she was free. As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonder Woman naked on the bed with her legs open.

Superman thought to himself: "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I could be in there, have sex, and be out again before she knew what was happening."

So Superman did his super thing in a split second and flew off happily.

Meanwhile on the bed, Wonder Woman said: "Did you hear something?"

"No!" said the Invisible Man, "But my ass hurts like hell!"
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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:Image

Ahhh, no sh*t, Iz - if only... *Sigh* :( :von:
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weebleswobble wrote:Superman was feeling bored after a long streak of crime fighting and wanted to go out and party, so he called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to a club and pick up some girls.

Batman said Robin was ill and he had to look after him. A little disappointed, Superman called Spiderman to see if he fancied a few beers. Spiderman told him he had a date with Cat Woman.

As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonder Woman's apartment to see if she was free. As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonder Woman naked on the bed with her legs open.

Superman thought to himself: "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I could be in there, have sex, and be out again before she knew what was happening."

So Superman did his super thing in a split second and flew off happily.

Meanwhile on the bed, Wonder Woman said: "Did you hear something?"

"No!" said the Invisible Man, "But my ass hurts like hell!"
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@ weebles: lmao! :lol:
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Robbing a bank would be one of my first priorities, then I would walk around naked, I'm weird like that. :innocent:
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Pat wrote:Robbing a bank would be one of my first priorities, then I would walk around naked, I'm weird like that. :innocent:

Send us a pic, there's a love... :lol:
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SINsister wrote:Ahhh, no sh*t, Iz - if only... *Sigh* :( :von:
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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:
SINsister wrote:Ahhh, no sh*t, Iz - if only... *Sigh* :( :von:
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Nah, they're ace - it's just too bad that I can't STAY in dreamland... :evil: :cry: :von:
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SINsister wrote:
Pat wrote:Robbing a bank would be one of my first priorities, then I would walk around naked, I'm weird like that. :innocent:

Send us a pic, there's a love... :lol:
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SINsister wrote: Nah, they're ace - it's just too bad that I can't STAY in dreamland... :evil: :cry: :von:
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