i got a monkey for christmas...

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well, actually i got the gift of a chimp sponsorship at the sanaga-yong chimpanzee rescue center in cameroon ( http://www.ida-africa.org/ )

its nearly as good, and way more humane :lol: :D

and it seemed a much better present idea than some tat i would use twice and then put back in its box and shove under the bed :roll:

the rescue center features in the Animal Planet channel's series Going Ape and they do some amazing work rescuing all sorts of primates :notworthy:

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they also do a lot for their local community in terms of jobs, trade, education & medical care, etc (see the nationalgeographic.com article below) :notworthy:

now i tend not to throw this stuff at people, but they really do A Very Good Thing at the rescue center, so what the hell :)

Sponsor a Chimpanzee
ida-africa wrote:For a monthly donation of $15 for at least six months you will receive:

- an 8x10 photograph of the chimpanzee
- a full biography
- periodic updates and photos
- a handwritten Certificate of Sponsorship, and
- the satisfaction of knowing you have made a real difference!

Sponsorships also make great gifts! Updates are sent to both you, the donor, and the friend or family member in whose name the sponsorship is made.

100% of donations support the Sanaga-Yong Chimpanzee Rescue Center
$15 a month. thats about £8!

its nothing, and yet it makes so much difference.

go on... :idea: 8) :notworthy:

there's more about their work & their fight here: http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news ... nzees.html

ta :)




for the record, i sponsor Tik :D
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Chimpanzees are apes, not monkeys. :P

But I won't monkey around with your thread.
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We've been sponsoring a dolphin (Whiskey) through the WDCS for a few years, now. Must try and get up the Moray Firth to have look round the centre.
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:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: > to everyone who spends their hardly earned pennies on animals.

I'm a big fan of apes of all sorts, therefore I sponsor one of the last remaining Mountain Gorillas.

You know you want it too.

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For a minute there, I thought this was a missing line from Neverland..

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Doktor Gott wrote:For a minute there, I thought this was a missing line from Neverland..

:innocent:
:lol: ;D
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For sheer cuteness and daft ears I give money to save these adorable thingies


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http://www.thebrooke.org/ Go on, you know you wanna

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I occasionally donate to street children and orphans in Eastern Europe (Ukraine, Russia, Moldova, Romania, etc.) Nothing against donating to cute animals but let's not forget that our own are in trouble, too.
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I've been sponsoring Willow the lovely horse up at Hope Pastures on the ring road for a while now. She's ace, a tempermental and aloof thing. Typical female. :innocent: :lol: I think it's time for an avatar change.

http://www.hopepastures.org/
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Planet Dave wrote:I've been sponsoring Willow the lovely horse up at Hope Pastures on the ring road for a while now. She's ace, a tempermental and aloof thing. Typical female. :innocent: :lol: I think it's time for an avatar change.

http://www.hopepastures.org/
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Norman Hunter wrote: I'll throw her a carrot over the weekend.
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