Goth wife swap

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Only if you want $20,000.....

http://robert-from-ap.livejournal.com/437353.html

"Do you want to be on Wife Swap? CASTING GOTH FAMILIES

The ABC TV show Wife Swap contacted me last night looking for Goth Families to be on their show. Here are the details. If you are eligible and would like to appear on the show please contact me "Batsday(at)aol(dot)com" and I will get you in contact with the show producers. They are also willing to pay $20,000 or each family.



We want to feature a family who has had longtime involvement with a Goth lifestyle, in hopes of shattering any common misconceptions of what family life for Goths might be like! We encourage all families, the bolder and more adventurous the better, with 2 parents at home and school aged children (6-17) to apply immediately. The family can belong to or engaged in Goth clubs or activities, and or be involved with any aspect of Goth culture.

Maybe you know of a family or have a family yourself with made for TV personalities that you’d be willing to recommend. I would greatly appreciate you forwarding my information on to any of your family members, friends, and associates who might be interested in sharing their lives with us for a week!

In addition, each family that tapes an episode of Wife Swap receives $20,000 as compensation for their time."

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This is America isn't it?
I fear I'd be the wrong sort of goth being as I hate Marlin Manson, don't worship satan and don't think I'm a vampire.
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I'd love to swap my wife for a goth, where do I apply?
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wild bill buttock wrote:This is America isn't it?
I fear I'd be the wrong sort of goth being as I hate Marlin Manson, don't worship satan and don't think I'm a vampire.
You do?, you don't?, you're not?

For shame :lol:
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i nominate diana. that would be class tv.
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I took my girlfriend to a wife-swapping party, once.

- Got a set of spanners. Great deal.

:oops: Okay, so it's an old one.
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Dave? Yer white horse looks like it´s got a stick in it´s erse. :|
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eotunun wrote:Dave? Yer white horse looks like it´s got a stick in it´s erse. :|
Which speaks absolute volumes for the way your mind works Jurgen. :lol:
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Planet Dave wrote:
eotunun wrote:Dave? Yer white horse looks like it´s got a stick in it´s erse. :|
Which speaks absolute volumes for the way your mind works Jurgen. :lol:
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Or perhaps like goths in boiling tar?
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Pista wrote:Or perhaps like goths in boiling tar?
Nah, if you've hit them hard enough they stay under.....
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eotunun wrote:
Planet Dave wrote:
eotunun wrote:Dave? Yer white horse looks like it´s got a stick in it´s erse. :|
Which speaks absolute volumes for the way your mind works Jurgen. :lol:
The term "work" implies a process directed to some goal.

In here, the thoughts come up like bubbles in boiling tar.
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Somewhere close to the primordial swamp?
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Arch Deviant wrote:
eotunun wrote:
Planet Dave wrote: Which speaks absolute volumes for the way your mind works Jurgen. :lol:
The term "work" implies a process directed to some goal.

In here, the thoughts come up like bubbles in boiling tar.
:roll:
Somewhere close to the primordial swamp?
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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that will be Europe then! :lol:
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