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:lol: Fair point Jumburg.
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James Blast wrote:I used to call you 'friend' Paul :cry:
I'm sure you'd object to me posting even more pictures of Tilda Swinton here!
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lazarus corporation wrote:
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lazarus corporation wrote: aren't there specialist websites for this sort of thing? You know, the other 90% of the internet! :lol:
exactly. There're enough places for chubby chick freaks in the net. But girls with a Bowie fetish have no place to go. :cry:
I don't believe that the internet which caters for every fetish/niche possible does not have one bowie-fetish site somewhere. (No, I'm not searching for it for you!)
Nope. I just googled it. just myspace sites of chubby goths have the words Bowie + fetish in close connection. :|

@eotunun. Unfortunately not. Bowie doesnt look nowadays like he used to in the 70s. :(
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James Blast wrote:I used to call you 'friend' Paul :cry:
I'm sure you'd object to me posting even more pictures of Tilda Swinton here!
Now she is gorgeous, and I don't mean that in a gay way :lol:
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canon docre wrote: exactly. There're enough places for chubby chick freaks in the net. But girls with a Bowie fetish have no place to go. :cry:
I don't believe that the internet which caters for every fetish/niche possible does not have one bowie-fetish site somewhere. (No, I'm not searching for it for you!)
Nope. I just googled it. just myspace sites of chubby goths have the words Bowie + fetish in close connection. :|

@eotunun. Unfortunately not. Bowie doesnt look nowadays like he used to in the 70s. :(
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canon docre wrote: @eotunun. Unfortunately not. Bowie doesnt look nowadays like he used to in the 70s. :(
That´s why so many men need psychiatric help: Even Idols aren´t good enough for what the ladies demand..
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lazarus corporation wrote: salivate away
Can I put a pic of him neatly dressed instead?

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James Blast wrote:I used to call you 'friend' Paul :cry:
I'm sure you'd object to me posting even more pictures of Tilda Swinton here!
{rushes in}

Did somebody mention Tilda ? :eek:

Sorry, heard that mention from the other side of the forum........ 8) :lol:
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:lol: :eek: :lol: :eek:

I hope you're very proud of yourself Paul, that was wrong on so many levels!

Personally I think the Thin White Duke has aged remarkably well, possibly better than any other man in the history of the world, ever :eek:

Must have been all that healthy living.
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boudicca wrote::lol: :eek: :lol: :eek:

I hope you're very proud of yourself Paul, that was wrong on so many levels!
It took some time to find something so completely wrong, you know!
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boudicca wrote::lol: :eek: :lol: :eek:

I hope you're very proud of yourself Paul, that was wrong on so many levels!

Personally I think the Thin White Duke has aged remarkably well, possibly better than any other man in the history of the world, ever :eek:

Must have been all that healthy living.
WRONG! Even Peter Murphy ages better. ;D Bowie tends towards the old lady look (like Macca)
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James Blast wrote:can me and Iz post some pics of lardy maidens then?
aren't there specialist websites for this sort of thing? You know, the other 90% of the internet! :lol:
Yes, tey are called 'realistic' websites. :D

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On the subject of the ageing gent:

Blixa then

Blixa now

:cry: :lol: :cry:

Possibly the most tragic loss of gorgeousness of all.

Still got "it" though 8)
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a voice of reason Iz, thank you

I have a lot of time for John Byrne not only as an illustrator, painter and playright but his taste in women physically repulses me. Sorry girls but that's a fact. I do hear that auld Tilda isnae too keen oan me either.

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You know her/ she knows you!? :eek:
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:notworthy: Blixa liest Hornbach! :notworthy:
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boudicca wrote:Possibly the most tragic loss of gorgeousness of all.
it's called real life :|
and I used to ken him, he was the writer in residence at Dundee Art School when I was there
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eotunun wrote::notworthy: Blixa liest Hornbach! :notworthy:
Yipee-ya-ya-yippee-yippee-yay :wink:
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boudicca wrote:Possibly the most tragic loss of gorgeousness of all.
it's called real life :|
and I used to ken him, he was the writer in residence at Dundee Art School when I was there
YOU f**king WHAT!? :eek:
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eotunun wrote::notworthy: Blixa liest Hornbach! :notworthy:
Yipee-ya-ya-yippee-yippee-yay :wink:
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boudicca wrote:
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boudicca wrote:Possibly the most tragic loss of gorgeousness of all.
it's called real life :|
and I used to ken him, he was the writer in residence at Dundee Art School when I was there
YOU f**king WHAT!? :eek:
He was like a really tall Frank Zappa.

I'm talking about John Byrne, yeah?
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James Blast wrote:can me and Iz post some pics of lardy maidens then?
aren't there specialist websites for this sort of thing? You know, the other 90% of the internet! :lol:

OMFG, I seriously just burst out cackling! :lol: :lol: :lol: :notworthy:
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boudicca wrote:On the subject of the ageing gent:

Blixa then

Blixa now

:cry: :lol: :cry:

Possibly the most tragic loss of gorgeousness of all.

Still got "it" though 8)

:eek: Errrrrrrmmm, Claire, sweetie? That man's old enough to be your grandfather... :urff:
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canon docre wrote:
boudicca wrote::lol: :eek: :lol: :eek:

I hope you're very proud of yourself Paul, that was wrong on so many levels!

Personally I think the Thin White Duke has aged remarkably well, possibly better than any other man in the history of the world, ever :eek:

Must have been all that healthy living.
WRONG! Even Peter Murphy ages better. ;D Bowie tends towards the old lady look (like Macca)

Peter Murphy's anorexic, though. And yeah, I know what you mean; Bowie kind of resembles one of my aunts in the mouth area, now... :urff:
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boudicca wrote:Oh Jesus Sinny, noooo! He has those horrible "pecs" - man muscle boobs!
And he wants a shave.
I agree. That area should be completely flat with just two tiny spots - no elevation whatsoever. 8)

Well, I used to agree wholeheartedly with you two (I was a sick 'n' twisted Durannie ages ago, after all!), but over the years, I've come to appreciate a wee, small spot of pecs (and when I say pecs, I mean PECS, NOT "moobs"! :urff:), because they make me feel a bit better/less self-conscious about my own...uhhhh...endowments, shall we say... :oops: :evil: :lol: :innocent:
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