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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/6524495.stm

its the future :lol:
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That is f*cked up.
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Quiff Boy wrote:http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/6524495.stm

its the future :lol:
I'd LOVE one that says 'SNAP OUT OF IT, EMO-KID!' everytime a goff passes! :lol:

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I guess the jobs at the control centrals wil be very popular: Insult people, shout at them and get paid for it!
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I've got to get me one of those cameras :lol:

the world really has gone mad :twisted:
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Izzy HaveMercy wrote: I'd LOVE one that says 'SNAP OUT OF IT, EMO-KID!' everytime a goff passes! :lol:
:twisted: :lol: :notworthy: :notworthy: :lol: :twisted:
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all this equals is more money needed for even newer cameras after the neds vent their frustration on them
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James Blast wrote:all this equals is more money needed for even newer cameras after the neds vent their frustration on them
I wouldn't worry about where the money comes from, James, there are always more stealth taxes to add. And failing that, there is always us poor motorists who can surely be squeezed a little bit more :twisted:
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If they go ahead with this they have to do it properly. By using regional accents !!

Liverpool : "Eh lad put dat down ya meff and get 'ome to ya ma, ya nob-head"

London " Oi u fackin' wank-ahhh leave it ahht u muppet"

and of course Brighton : " Oh, hello sweet cheeks, work it girl friend mmmm"


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Or just use the voice of Borat for every time some rather attractive young lady wanders by..

" A very nice, a how much ?" ," Want to make a sexy time, nice"



:lol:

But using the voice of either Blakey, Mr McKay from Porridge or the headmaster from the original Grange Hill (RIP) would of been even better..

"I'm on to you Godbaaaaaaah"

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Hmmm....

I thought HM Government were trying to cut carbon emissions?

So they put up electronic cameras that shout at you and signs that tell you how fast you might be going if they'd got the technology right to register your speed (somewhere between 20 and 60, probably).

:x :evil: :twisted:

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Ramone wrote:Anyway..it's all for the greater good (The Greater goooooood)
Yeah, we could use it for our live projections: "Wannabe Bristish pickpockets with a sheepish grin on their faces on the big screen"...

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George Orwell wrote:"Smith!" screamed the shrewish voice from the telescreen. "6079 Smith W.! Yes you! Bend lower, please! You can do better than that. You're not trying. Lower, please! That's better, comrade."
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