I am pisssed and bored

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wild bill buttock
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I am really pissed.The wifes gone to bed even pisseder than me and throwing up.I've just watched "Wake" on DVD.
I am now at a loss as to what to entertain myself with.Any suggestions?
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... a wank? :innocent:
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wild bill buttock
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Just had one
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Omfg, you went there. :eek: :oops: :lol:
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wild bill buttock
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Its what men do when they are bored.
Actually,gents don't you find internet pornography frustrating?Just as you...erm..start to warm up they ask for your credit card number.
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I meant it in a Gareth Cheesman way Sinster

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
I'm a tiger grrrrrrr
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Actually I feel in the mood to Troll.Any forums that you could benifit from a thrush*


*=Irritating C'unt
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Rude Friday bill, you arse bubble?
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I believe Wishville (a Chameleons forum, Google it you dick) is very into flamewars
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wild bill buttock
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God yeah.I hate the chameleons
Apart from the first bit of Swampthing.And even that sounds like a crap early Dead can dance track.
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Feck aff ya Clint!
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Dayyyyyyum! Yer killin' me here, kiddies. :lol:
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Beat it Yank!

actually I'm off to my 'fart chariot' now, so you win Wreckless ;D
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James Blast wrote:Beat it Yank!

actually I'm off to my 'fart chariot' now, so you win Wreckless ;D

ROFLMAO!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :notworthy: :kiss:


G'night, then, Mistah Blast! How apropos...
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wild bill buttock wrote:Actually I feel in the mood to Troll.Any forums that you could benifit from a thrush*


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:lol: when I'm pished & boared I like to spend a bit of time here :twisted:
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James Blast wrote:Beat it Yank!

actually I'm off to my 'fart chariot' now, so you win Wreckless ;D
Beat what exactly? :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :notworthy:

best thread in a long time. Thanks for the insight guys.

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Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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By the lord Harry did I have a mother of a headache today(But nothing compared to the good lady wife :lol: ).

I ain't gonna drink no more.





But I ain't gonna drink no less either.In fact I'm just about to crack a can now,Cheers ;D
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I'm just up - FACT!
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James Blast wrote:I'm just up - FACT!
To quote you, "... a wank?"
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no Martin, a screaming hangover and a does of the Brad Pitts
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So much for my joke....

Did you have a Good Friday?

I hope that you feel better soon.
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James Blast wrote:no Martin, a screaming hangover and a does of the Brad Pitts

*I* even got that one, and I'm just a mere Yank!


Yank? Hmm...that goes with wank, innit? In more ways than one... :twisted: :lol:
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