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Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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boudicca wrote:Now you're being greedy!

:eek: :oops: :cry: I am? But you get *millions*...


*Goes off to sulk*
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Arch Deviant wrote:
boudicca wrote:Now you're being greedy!
Fortunately it's me that's here so I get first, second and third choice :lol: :!:

Hey, you've already got *2*! :evil:
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SINsister wrote:
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boudicca wrote:Now you're being greedy!
Fortunately it's me that's here so I get first, second and third choice :lol: :!:

Hey, you've already got *2*! :evil:
They're girls. Here, they have boy's who look like girls dressing as boys.
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That could get confusing! :eek:

Well Archie, if you do find any spare bona fide chaps over there, do feel free to airmail them over... :wink:
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Damn :D :notworthy:

Make sure to eat lots of proper Japanese food, buy lots of records (seems Japanese pressings are some of the most precious records after all :lol:) and have loads of fun - which you obviously would :lol:
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Arch Deviant wrote:They're girls. Here, they have boy's who look like girls dressing as boys.

Yes, and *I've* got neither. So pfffft! :evil: :lol: :wink: :P :kiss:
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Aye, very good.............................now where's the pictures of you mates in Bikinis on a beach? :innocent: :twisted:
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boudicca wrote:That could get confusing! :eek:

Well Archie, if you do find any spare bona fide chaps over there, do feel free to airmail them over... :wink:

Confusing is good. More exciting. :D
Bona fide chaps ? No such thing. They all want to be something else - girls usually :lol:
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SINsister wrote:I just want a pretty (long-haired, almond-eyed, skinny, pale) 6-footer! There's gotta be at least 1 tall boy over there, right?

Right. Back to booze. *Sigh* :von:
You need an elf? :eek:

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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:
SINsister wrote:I just want a pretty (long-haired, almond-eyed, skinny, pale) 6-footer! There's gotta be at least 1 tall boy over there, right?

Right. Back to booze. *Sigh* :von:
You need an elf? :eek:

IZ.

Actually, yes. But a tall Japanese boy would do in a pinch. Sadly, I'm about as likely to encounter either... Nevertheless, I don't recall mentioning anything about pointy ears..?


Btw, not only am I an alien, but I'm also an elf. I might've failed to mention that bit. Hmm.
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Here ye go. No-one want him anyway ;D

little whiner...pfff

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ICK. Uh, no. I only like brunettes. He's not pretty, anyway. :von:


And NO whiners! :evil: :lol:
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This is an Elf.

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NOW we're talking! ;D

Yum! :notworthy:

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Arch Deviant wrote:This is an Elf.

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*Exactly*. :twisted: :notworthy:
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SINsister wrote:
Arch Deviant wrote:This is an Elf.

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*Exactly*. :twisted: :notworthy:
Actually miss Sin she looks like you! Or have I been looking at the wrong pics of you?
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SINsister wrote:The Japanese are sickeningly adorable. Too bad most of them are so...little.
Just grab two and stack'em.
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Arch Deviant wrote:
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Arch Deviant wrote:This is an Elf.

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*Exactly*. :twisted: :notworthy:
Actually miss Sin she looks like you! Or have I been looking at the wrong pics of you?

:eek: :oops: :notworthy: :kiss:

Thank you for that. Sadly, I've not got blue eyes nor long hair and I'm probably old enough to be her mom. :cry:
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SINsister wrote:The Japanese are sickeningly adorable. Too bad most of them are so...little.
Just grab two and stack'em.
And thus, Tetris was invented! :lol:

Nice one, Jose ;)

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SINsister wrote:The Japanese are sickeningly adorable. Too bad most of them are so...little.
Just grab two and stack'em.

Bwahahahaha! :twisted: :lol: :notworthy:
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SINsister wrote:The Japanese are sickeningly adorable. Too bad most of them are so...little.
I think that in relative terms the Japanese are very strange, the ultimate island nation.

While living in Japan, my brother went to get his haircut and was offered a pornographic magazine to peruse while he waited.

My own personal favourite... I was introduced, in a bar near my home, to a Japanese couple (friends of my girlfriend) who had come on holiday for a few days. The man immediately asked if he and I could "swap skin". When I asked which drink I could get him, phrased "what drink would you like?", he answered "breast milk". Best of all was a bag they carried around with them at all times, which contained their "baby". At first, I thought it was some kind of sick joke, but the baby turned out to be a life-sized toy, resembling something in between a human child and a chimpanzee. When I seemed curious about this thing in the bag, they showed me several photos of the three of them posing happily together.

:lol:
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Mr. Wah wrote:
SINsister wrote:The Japanese are sickeningly adorable. Too bad most of them are so...little.
I think that in relative terms the Japanese are very strange, the ultimate island nation.

While living in Japan, my brother went to get his haircut and was offered a pornographic magazine to peruse while he waited.

My own personal favourite... I was introduced to a Japanese couple (friends of my girlfriend). The man immediately asked if he and I could "swap skin". When I asked which drink I could get him, phrased "what drink would you like?", he answered "breast milk". Best of all was a bag they carried around with them at all times, which contained their "baby". At first, I thought it was some kind of sick joke, but the baby turned out to be a life-sized toy, resembling something in between a human child and a chimpanzee. When I seemed curious about this thing in the bag, they showed me several photos of the three of them posing happily together.

:lol:
I would wonder who the people were who introduced you to these 'odd' Japanese.
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Arch Deviant wrote: I would wonder who the people were who introduced you to these 'odd' Japanese.
As I think I implied, my girlfriend.

I hope you haven't taken offence.
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Mr. Wah wrote:
Arch Deviant wrote: I would wonder who the people were who introduced you to these 'odd' Japanese.
As I think I implied, my girlfriend.

I hope you haven't taken offence.
No reason for me to take offence, I'm not a Japanese oddball. But I may know a few by the end of the week :lol: :lol:
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Arch Deviant wrote: No reason for me to take offence, I'm not a Japanese oddball. But I may know a few by the end of the week :lol: :lol:
I'm sure you'll have a lot of fun.
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