Well, a very close friend of mine just told me that she had a dream about me on Saturday night, in which something really terrible happened to me. So that got me thinking about my funeral. It doesn't take much, these days.
I want a big fat part-ay. I want good food and good music--something to dance to. I don't want any crying or mourning or gospel (unless it's Christian rock and the good kind--I haven't come across the 'good kind' yet but I have hope). 'Amazing Grace' is strictly banned.
Am I an anomaly? I mean, I'm dead--there's really nothing you can do at this point apart from have a good time at my expense. Just shove me in a closet or something. It'd be nice if I got buried eventually, but that can wait till the hangovers subside.
I guess this means I should take out a whopping insurance policy. And if my friend turns out to be psychic, it was nice knowin' you all and have a good time at my funeral.
Just try not to puke in the coffin.
Plan Your Own Funeral (in a good way)
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What kind of sick people do they let on the web, anyway?
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Black Planet
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Hmm just creamate me. Burn Witch Burn as the song says.
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i cant die,i havent finished with the world yet 
You know you're something special,
And you look like you're the best
And you look like you're the best
Well, I say it's a bit unsporting of CorpPunk not to let us puke in the coffin...
How about being preserved in a barrel of brandy, pirate style? Has the advantage that one can make a start on it whilst still alive...but actually, I've got a better idea.
I'm a vegetarian...with the occasional fishy lapse...Ed's a proper veggie. We have 3 very carniverous cats. Cat food tin labels are a bit boring.
So all we need here is a nice big mincer, a scanner to do commemorative pics for the labels...& everyone's happy. Should sort out the comedy goth contingent nicely, too...in the immortal words of Terry Pratchett, vampires have risen from the tomb, the grave...but none have EVER risen from the cat...
How about being preserved in a barrel of brandy, pirate style? Has the advantage that one can make a start on it whilst still alive...but actually, I've got a better idea.
I'm a vegetarian...with the occasional fishy lapse...Ed's a proper veggie. We have 3 very carniverous cats. Cat food tin labels are a bit boring.
So all we need here is a nice big mincer, a scanner to do commemorative pics for the labels...& everyone's happy. Should sort out the comedy goth contingent nicely, too...in the immortal words of Terry Pratchett, vampires have risen from the tomb, the grave...but none have EVER risen from the cat...
Queen of the mean!
Without the time to trawl all the way through what seems a well thought out site....is it THE Mr Drummond?
Five cups of coffee just to be myself...when I'd rather be somebody else
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Of course - it's one of his "projects".
I'm nearly as big a KLF fan as I am a Sisters fan, and, despite them both moving slowly, at least his "projects" are funny.
I think theres a directory at http://mydeath.net
Check out the penkiln burn site.
I'm nearly as big a KLF fan as I am a Sisters fan, and, despite them both moving slowly, at least his "projects" are funny.
I think theres a directory at http://mydeath.net
Check out the penkiln burn site.
"You do realize you're talking to a man with a human head in his hands who has every intention of using it to beat these people to death?"
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Nice try, but I'm one of those anal collectors. Find a band I like and it takes me about a week to get everything they've ever done on every different format.Debaser wrote:Wanna buy my mint copy of 1987 What the **** ?
7 or 9...I forget
"You do realize you're talking to a man with a human head in his hands who has every intention of using it to beat these people to death?"
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Mind you, I bet there's more than a few of us here...
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Surely you jest?Jim wrote:Mind you, I bet there's more than a few of us here...
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Girlie, I like the way you think. You can be the executor of my will.Carrie wrote:Well, I say it's a bit unsporting of CorpPunk not to let us puke in the coffin...
How about being preserved in a barrel of brandy, pirate style? Has the advantage that one can make a start on it whilst still alive...but actually, I've got a better idea.
I'm a vegetarian...with the occasional fishy lapse...Ed's a proper veggie. We have 3 very carniverous cats. Cat food tin labels are a bit boring.
So all we need here is a nice big mincer, a scanner to do commemorative pics for the labels...& everyone's happy. Should sort out the comedy goth contingent nicely, too...in the immortal words of Terry Pratchett, vampires have risen from the tomb, the grave...but none have EVER risen from the cat...
By the way, if I die near Halloween, costumes are mandatory.
Oh, and I'm not dead yet. Which kinda sucks, cos I got myself all excited about the party.
