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http://www.manties.net/

For once I am truly speechless :eek:
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Dare I ask how you found that site? :twisted:
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Obviously being the daper gent about town that I am I was looking for Mens ties...

The question is why?
Surely if you're a tranny you'd want real Lady's drawers.
If I was to drop my trolleys in front of the Missus and I had a pair of them on, she'd think I'd crossed over to the other platform and I'd be spending a lot of time kipping on the setee.
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:eek: curiosity just killed the cat. :urff:
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does David Beckham shop there?
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that's the boys' wet undie contest sorted then
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A great present for any man
Although I'm sure there is a market for them, I don't think use of the word 'any' is entirely appropriate!

Anyway, there're not made of proper silk, whats the point?
Nationalise the f**king lot.
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Once you have them on, it will be "hard" to take them off
Whatever could they mean? :eek: :eek:
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Perhaps they are lined with some sort of adhesive that welds them to the buttocks & general nethers so that the missus cannot fail to catch the wearer, erm......... in the act of being a total dick. :lol:
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emilystrange wrote:that's the boys' wet undie contest sorted then
:oops: :lol: :twisted: :notworthy:
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markfiend wrote:Dare I ask how you found that site? :twisted:
My thoughts exactly :lol:
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SINsister wrote:
emilystrange wrote:that's the boys' wet undie contest sorted then
:oops: :lol: :twisted: :notworthy:
I agree! :twisted:
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Won't that simply make them even harder to get out of?
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getting out of them is not our problem. we simply require you to stand still in them, wet, and be judged.
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Ed Wood will be rolling in his grave at this.. all we need now is angora sweaters for guys... :innocent:
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Can you lot please stop using the word "hard?!" You're making me want to cry! :cry: :evil: :lol: :roll: :innocent: :von:
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Doktor Gott wrote:Ed Wood will be rolling in his grave at this.. all we need now is angora sweaters for guys... :innocent:
Oh, c'mon now, man - you *know* that you'd all look adorable! Just don't forget the eyeliner... :twisted: :lol: :innocent:
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If my girl had that ugly panties as those shown on the front page...i don't t even know how to associate the picture of that guy wearing those things with 'sex'. Looks extremely silly, and thsoe things completely oppose the point of wearing women's stuff if somebody wanted to do that.
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:eek:

my sweet lord. that was diabolical.

If my Mr Man wore pants like that under his jeans I think it is a fair bet there would never be any nookie ever again. (coz I would be laughing too hard...)
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Yes, they're beyond atrocious - look quite grandmotherly, actually. :urff:

Oh, and I found this: "We no longer carry the color black." Well, that's you boys off the hook, then, innit? :lol: :lol: :lol: :innocent:
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No more black :eek:
Sh!t, that's me cancelling my order then.
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Grandmother-designs is exactly the word that came to my mind the first i saw them. :F
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Hehehe. *Snickers* :F right back atcha.
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Too much lace, too little interest.
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