http://lifeandhealth.guardian.co.uk/fas ... 53,00.html
Oh lordy....
Ian Curtis, currently spinng at 180,000 RPM....
Something pithy.
Yes, the world needs an Ian Curtis Happy Meal. If it'll raise the suicide rate of Mc D's staff and their customers to unknown heights, we might finally get rid of them and solve the overpopulation problem in one go...
("portrayal of the trauma and degeneration, the sorrows we suffered and never were free ... I'm lovin' it"),
Whatever next?
The Ozzy Osborne family f**king bucket from K-F**king-C ?
The Shane McGowan electric toothbrush??
Whatever next?
The Ozzy Osborne family f**king bucket from K-F**king-C ?
The Shane McGowan electric toothbrush??
Pista wrote:The Shane McGowan electric toothbrush??
Now you are laughing, but what will be if you were successfull enough to have your current avatar smilling at you from every second toilet lid at darkrock discos?Ahráyeph wrote:Pista wrote:The Shane McGowan electric toothbrush??
*running for the hills*
"These are my principles! And if you don't like the just says so, I have others, too!"
~Rufus T. Firefly
~Rufus T. Firefly
Run for your life, Jümlaut! Well, that would put me in the position where I don't have to go out to darkrock discos anyway, so, in the Vein of Von : frankly I wouldn't give a damn and rake in the cash...eotunun wrote:Now you are laughing, but what will be if you were successfull enough to have your current avatar smilling at you from every second toilet lid at darkrock discos?Ahráyeph wrote:Pista wrote:The Shane McGowan electric toothbrush??
*running for the hills*
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Ian Curtis "happy" meal
"Would you like Atmosphere with that?"
"This Burger will tear you apart"
This still doesn't beat Heartland's own Vontastic Andrew Eldritch Soap
I'd buy Porl King trains, and I don't even wear the bloody things
"Would you like Atmosphere with that?"
"This Burger will tear you apart"
This still doesn't beat Heartland's own Vontastic Andrew Eldritch Soap
I'd buy Porl King trains, and I don't even wear the bloody things
Nationalise the f**king lot.
Free bottle of whiskey and copy of "Metallic KO" with each meal!!!Maisey wrote:Ian Curtis "happy" meal
If I told them once, I told them a hundred times to put 'Spinal Tap' first and 'Puppet Show' last.