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Black Planet
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I would love to shag Andrew..a nice quick one.

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i need a good night out,a decent and complying dj,plenty of alcohol and no bar que........
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Black Planet wrote:I would love to shag Andrew..a nice quick one.

;)
Can you have 'nice', 'quick' and 'shag' in the same sentence? :?: :eek:
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should i have a pizza or a kebab on the way home from the beach?¿?¿?
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Johnny Boy wrote:
Black Planet wrote:I would love to shag Andrew..a nice quick one.

;)
Can you have 'nice', 'quick' and 'shag' in the same sentence? :?: :eek:
Well in my dreams I can.... 8)
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That I wish I had a larger mouth cavity - then perhaps the wisdom tooth I had removed today! - would not have been bloody playing up! its such a pain in the A***!

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OUCH for AndytheGoth. Go get some pain killers and sleep it off!
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I find vodka both kills the pain and lowers the chance of infection, well, that is until you're so pissed you think a kebab is a really good idea.

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My friend shagged Von in 1991. I don't know how good the experience was for either of them but it was probably a tad odd looking, since my friend is 6'1".

Who do I want to shag? Anyone but the annoying bitch yapping on the phone in my lab right now.

Unless by "shag" you mean "bludgeon to death with a dead skunk," then yes, I'd love to shag the hell out of her.
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cocoamix wrote:My friend shagged Von in 1991. I don't know how good the experience was for either of them but it was probably a tad odd looking, since my friend is 6'1".

Who do I want to shag? Anyone but the annoying bitch yapping on the phone in my lab right now.

Unless by "shag" you mean "bludgeon to death with a dead skunk," then yes, I'd love to shag the hell out of her.
I imagine that would look odd.....but I can imagine Andrew and an Amazon....maybe Zena.... Andrew the Love God and Zena the Warrior Princess... :eek: :eek:
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Black Planet wrote:
cocoamix wrote:My friend shagged Von in 1991. I don't know how good the experience was for either of them but it was probably a tad odd looking, since my friend is 6'1".

Who do I want to shag? Anyone but the annoying bitch yapping on the phone in my lab right now.

Unless by "shag" you mean "bludgeon to death with a dead skunk," then yes, I'd love to shag the hell out of her.
I imagine that would look odd.....but I can imagine Andrew and an Amazon....maybe Zena.... Andrew the Love God and Zena the Warrior Princess... :eek: :eek:
Have you taken medication for that?

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cocoamix wrote:My friend shagged Von in 1991. I don't know how good the experience was for either of them but it was probably a tad odd looking, since my friend is 6'1".

Who do I want to shag? Anyone but the annoying bitch yapping on the phone in my lab right now.

Unless by "shag" you mean "bludgeon to death with a dead skunk," then yes, I'd love to shag the hell out of her.
having smelt several dead skunks, that would be a curse on both of you, to be sure.

the last dead skunk i encountered was roadkill (mmmmmmmmm tasty) and it could still be smelt about 1/4 of a mile down the road, it was not pleasant.

but on a brighter note, if you do get 'squirted' by a skunk, scrubbing your entire body raw with tomatos* (as well as being slightly sexual, but lets not go there, tonight ;)) whilst a very very VERY good friend burns your clothing, all of it, from shoes to pants, the whole shabang.

unfortunately, the only way to remove skunk stink (dead or otherwise) from your car is to sell said car to someone who can't smell.

*ketchup doesn't work, go figure.
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Chairman Bux wrote:
Have you taken medication for that?
CB
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"why did i spend the whole day waiting for the washing machine repair man when i woul have been far better going into town and putting that money in the bank so i won't get in trouble and i could have picked up lightbulbs and chicken while i was there but noone told me he called at 8am while i was still asleep to say that he's not coming untill thursday and i've been wearing these same jeans since the 21st and i really need to wash my clothes because they all smell of other people's sweat and spit and drink and the only person who'll come near me is the dog and that;s only 'cos i feed him...."
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That I really really want to here more about Cocoamix's friend got to do the dirty with Von. C'mon CoCoa fill us in please!!!
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Is this thing on???
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Black Dahlia wrote:That I really really want to here more about Cocoamix's friend got to do the dirty with Von. C'mon CoCoa fill us in please!!!
That's a girl BD...dirty details are definately what i'd like to hear about....hmmm

Now how erect...er sorry, forgot myself.... tall did she say Andrew really was?
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Is this thing on???
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To start please press ALT + F4 now!

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Karst wrote:No it isn't.

To start please press ALT + F4 now!

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Ha, haha, hahahahaha, hahahahahaha, snigger snigger, ha...

Geek humor, lovin it ;)

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Black Planet wrote:
Black Dahlia wrote:That I really really want to here more about Cocoamix's friend got to do the dirty with Von. C'mon CoCoa fill us in please!!!
That's a girl BD...dirty details are definately what i'd like to hear about....hmmm

Now how erect...er sorry, forgot myself.... tall did she say Andrew really was?
Yeah, same here. Details please. No fair teasing.
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Chairman Bux wrote:Ha, haha, hahahahaha, hahahahahaha, snigger snigger, ha...

Geek humor, lovin it ;)

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Geek humor, lovin it.
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