6th Aug 2003 tra la lah

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Frank was so excited to be going bear hunting. He spotted a
small brown bear and shot it. Then there was a tap on his shoulder,
and he turned around to see a big black bear. The black bear said
"You've got two choice. I either maul you to death or we have sex."
Frank decided to bend over.

Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip where he found the black bear and shot it. There was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said
"That was a huge mistake, Frank. You've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we'll have rough sex." Again, Frank thought it was better to comply.

Although he survived, it would take several months before Frank
finally recovered. Outraged he headed back to the woods, managed to
track down the grizzly and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then
there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned round to find a giant polar
bear standing there. The polar bear said
"Admit it, Frank. You don't come here for the hunting do you?"
Five cups of coffee just to be myself...when I'd rather be somebody else
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This is very funny, it's best to go to the site:

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/de ... ce&s=books

Go to the first "spotlight review"
"You do realize you're talking to a man with a human head in his hands who has every intention of using it to beat these people to death?"
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What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
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Quiff Boy wrote:clay kitten shooting!

http://www.richsalter.btinternet.co.uk/

:twisted: ;D
Absolute genius.
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Jim
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That game is ace. Not just for the kitty violence - the san fran shots are really nice too.
"You do realize you're talking to a man with a human head in his hands who has every intention of using it to beat these people to death?"
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