Nerd Test!

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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So, just how Nerdy are You?

Me, I'm "Not Nerdy but not Hip"......phuuu :lol:
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My nerdiness is:
Not nerdy, but definitely not hip. :roll:
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<a href="http://www.nerdtests.com/ft_nq.php?im"><img src="http://www.nerdtests.com/images/ft/nq.php?val=8549" alt="I am nerdier than 16% of all people. Are you nerdier? Click here to find out!"></a>

So un-nerdy I can't even paste the fcuking picture into the thread 8)
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69%
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Pista wrote:<a href="http://www.nerdtests.com/ft_nq.php?im"><img src="http://www.nerdtests.com/images/ft/nq.php?val=8549" alt="I am nerdier than 16% of all people. Are you nerdier? Click here to find out!"></a>

So un-nerdy I can't even paste the fcuking picture into the thread 8)
I bet you screwed up that script on purpose :lol:
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"Not Nerdy but not Hip".- me too f**king nerd quizzes, Bah :lol:
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:oops: Minor nerdyness detected.. :oops:
While that result mainly says I´m a major victim to boredom today..
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67.
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67%, the same
Low Ranking Nerd. Definitely a nerd but low on the totem pole of nerds.
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49%.Somewhat nerdy. I mean face it, you are nerdier than about half the test takers.

No surprises there.
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32, nerd wannabe :lol:
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Definitely not nerdy, you are probably cool. 8)
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not nerdy
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OK, I haven't taken this test but I have a feeling I know what the results will be (perhaps an indicator in itself :lol: )...
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:lol: Ahahahahahaha! Just as suspected! :twisted:

"76% - Mid-Level Nerd. Wow, it takes a lot of hard nerdy practice to reach this level.":oops:

I fell down a bit on the computing/gaming/bad personal hygiene questions (thankfully!), but it seems I more than made up for that with the how-much-of-a-girly-swot-were-you ones. I was sat in a Burger King in London the other day, reading about Relativity and Quantum Theory with one hand as I held my burger with the other, and it only started to dawn on me after about half an hour in there that this might have looked a bit funny, as I was so absorbed in the book.
I don't think I really have much to say in my defence :oops:

But I don't care. Blessed are the nerds for they shall inherit the earth (and spend hours speculating over the gravitational properties of it ;D )
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I got part way through, realised that I wasn't sure how to answer some of the more US-centric ones but then bailed out anyway as the Realmedia stream I was intercepting had finished downloading.

I think that answered their question clearly enough :lol: :oops: :wink:
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Real nerds don't take nerd tests... :innocent:
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So you agree with my idea that this mainly is a boredom indicator? ;D
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"Low Ranking Nerd. Definitely a nerd but low on the totem pole of nerds."

I suppose the fact that I can't figure out the scoring is a good sign. :lol: Which percentage refers to what anyway, and which is the score folks are giving here.

Also a bit annoyed that the missed out on the very very very best use of a can of compressed air - blowing it down people's backs. ;D If that was included my score would have fallen.
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61.

This pisses me off because I'd have been far nerdier if my learning disabilities in math (self-diagnosed, after years of being ignored, mocked, and called "stupid" by school instructors *and* my own dad. Riiiight. I was an Honors/AP/gifted student, but I'm "stupid." Mmhmm. :evil:) hadn't ruined both math and science for me throughout school and uni... :cry: :roll:
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I can already see this coming :? ...let's try ...

I'm 65% nerdy. :lol:
" Low Ranking Nerd. Definitely a nerd but low on the totem pole of nerds."

Quite as I expected actually :eek: I am secretly a huge nerd, but I have adepted myself to the outside world :twisted:
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Not nerdy, but then again maybe not all that cool either :lol:
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Am I the nerdiest here then? :oops:

I can think of a few people who really should be beating me in these stakes, or are you all just too scared to do the test? :innocent:

REVEAL YOUR INNER NERD, CAST OFF THE SHAME! :twisted: ;D

@Sinny - I never had any problems with it at all but I was never particularly enamoured of maths and science at school myself... still would rather gouge out my own eyeballs with a rusty spoon than sit adding letters (I mean WTF? :urff: )

However, I had a huge fascination with astronomy as a kid which, after leaving school, was released from the shackles of boring Physics lessons and I've really got interested in cosmology and Theoretical Physics in recent times. So now I reap the benefits of other people's lifetimes spent adding letters :lol: I like places where lots of different "subjects" come together, and it's virtually impossible to look at TP without confronting philosophical questions. It's about everything, and anything that is about everything is full of interesting things by default :wink:
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boudicca wrote:I can think of a few people who really should be beating me in these stakes, or are you all just too scared to do the test? :innocent:
Where's markfiend anyway? :twisted: ;D :innocent: :lol:
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mh wrote:
boudicca wrote:I can think of a few people who really should be beating me in these stakes, or are you all just too scared to do the test? :innocent:
Where's markfiend anyway? :twisted: ;D :innocent: :lol:
I didn't want to be the one to make that remark... :innocent: :twisted: :kiss: :notworthy:
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