Mullet Competition!

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Looks like the back of his head broke open and the filling (wood wool) comes out now.. :eek:
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What a weirdly fat arse he has! :eek:

Maybe the mullet is meant to distract... :lol:

Danish d'you reckon?
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It looks like he's holding 2 dolls (one is a doll of The Pope*).

*The real Pope, not the user here called The Pope.
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Dan wrote:It looks like he's holding 2 dolls (one is a doll of The Pope*).
They're picture imps climbing out of his iconograph for a fag break.
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Is mulletsgalore.com still alive and kicking?
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Petseri wrote:Is mulletsgalore.com still alive and kicking?
Aye ;)
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our own fearless leader wasnt that far from mullet-dom circa 84 though was he? that haircut on the walk away video is a just mullet with a back-combed top ;) :lol:
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Patsy had one! :lol:

Of sorts...
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careful...
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boudicca wrote:Danish d'you reckon?
Nah.
German or Dutch.
I reckon German as he's not pasty skinned enough to be Dutch, although the Dutch do have a tendency to going lobster red and freckly in the sun.
Hey! Lets stereotype whole nations? Why not; much better fun than diplomacy :twisted:
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nowayjose wrote:They're picture imps climbing out of his iconograph for a fag break.
:notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

Given that he's carrying a shopping bag from these people I'd guess he is likely to be Californian - what the hell was he buying, and would you trust him to install any of it safely?
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EvilBastard wrote:I'd guess he is likely to be Californian

Ahhh. Should've known from the fat arse :innocent:
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EvilBastard wrote:I'd guess he is likely to be Californian

Ahhh. Should've known from the fat arse :innocent:
the shorts gave it away. just Americans wear that kind of affronting leg-wear.
Put their heads on f*cking pikes in front of the venue for all I care.
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Here's a tiny mullet... :lol:
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I know what's in his bag... >

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Wait, what?

"Body Wash / Car Wash"!?!?!?
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