School's Out - Heartland August 2007 Weekender

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Obviousman wrote:Gardens with smoke machines in them always have seemed to attract me :lol: ;D
Oh yeah, there'll be that too :lol: . And loadsa music and grog and whatnot. And sunrises. :D
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I'll be having bodies at my gaff, but f**k it I will not miss a nite in the acoustic garden.

Come with me or have my keys :wink: :lol:

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Must admit I am feeling the pull of the acoustic garden :wink:
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sounds like carnage waiting to happen...

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sarah_orange wrote:sounds like carnage waiting to happen...

:D
Don't all the best nights! :innocent: :lol:
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Carnage = The Bridge Of Doom :lol:
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Zuma wrote:Carnage = The Bridge Of Doom :lol:
That'll be The Bridge Of Khazad Doom then. ;D :innocent:
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Planet Dave wrote:
Zuma wrote:Carnage = The Bridge Of Doom :lol:
That'll be The Bridge Of Khazad Doom then. ;D :innocent:
Put a trampoline either side and it will be fine! :wink:
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Zuma wrote:
Planet Dave wrote:
Zuma wrote:Carnage = The Bridge Of Doom :lol:
That'll be The Bridge Of Khazad Doom then. ;D :innocent:
Put a trampoline either side and it will be fine! :wink:
We've only got the one Dave, I could put the small bouncy castle up on the other side. :lol:

Imagine....'sensitive' folk flying through the smoke machine haze all night long, the water smiling up at you.... :lol: :twisted:

You could always go the other way round, you know. Remind me to show you, in the dark. There's only a couple of loose steps. :twisted:
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Planet Dave wrote:
Zuma wrote:
Planet Dave wrote: That'll be The Bridge Of Khazad Doom then. ;D :innocent:
Put a trampoline either side and it will be fine! :wink:
We've only got the one Dave, I could put the small bouncy castle up on the other side. :lol:

Imagine....'sensitive' folk flying through the smoke machine haze all night long, the water smiling up at you.... :lol: :twisted:

You could always go the other way round, you know. Remind me to show you, in the dark. There's only a couple of loose steps. :twisted:
We are doomed whatever :lol:
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And there was I thinking we were lucky no-one prophesied disaster yet :lol:
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I.... I.... nope, not yet ;D
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Fakkin' luvverrley stuff! See you all there :wink:
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Planet Dave wrote:
Zuma wrote:
Planet Dave wrote: That'll be The Bridge Of Khazad Doom then. ;D :innocent:
Put a trampoline either side and it will be fine! :wink:
We've only got the one Dave, I could put the small bouncy castle up on the other side. :lol:

Imagine....'sensitive' folk flying through the smoke machine haze all night long, the water smiling up at you.... :lol: :twisted:

You could always go the other way round, you know. Remind me to show you, in the dark. There's only a couple of loose steps. :twisted:
It's starting to sound like a Heartland version of Its a Knockout... :innocent:
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...in the dark. With drugs. And mind-distorting music!

Actually, it's more like Vietnam :eek:
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In a bouncy castle that is never closing....
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Zuma wrote: It's starting to sound like a Heartland version of Its a Knockout... :innocent:
:lol: :lol: :notworthy:

Don't make me pick teams, Dave. :lol:

'And on the left, the team in Black, and on the right, erm, aaah...me. And Zeno'. :lol: ;D
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:notworthy: :) :notworthy:
Quite a mental picture though!
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Planet Dave wrote:
Zuma wrote: It's starting to sound like a Heartland version of Its a Knockout... :innocent:
:lol: :lol: :notworthy:

Don't make me pick teams, Dave. :lol:

'And on the left, the team in Black, and on the right, erm, aaah...me. And Zeno'. :lol: ;D
:lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol:

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timsinister wrote:Fakkin' luvverrley stuff! See you all there :wink:
And then the kidsitter puts in an appearance! :twisted: :notworthy:

Sorted luvverrley babes & remember when i'm woken with a cup of black coffee and rolled dube with fresh kisses from all!
timsinister wrote:...in the dark. With drugs. And mind-distorting music!
and your talented entertainment for the evening timmy, i want the repeated shakespeare acts and all that goes with that...
timsinister wrote:Actually, it's more like Vietnam :eek:


yes, this is when the younger generation wakes up but just feed them and all should be well...

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Shakespeare! Now, I was more than a little drunk and dizzy from the...er...CLOUDS, but I don't remember any acting going on!
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Can i come???
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nitestorm wrote:Can i come???
I don't know?, but what ever you've got just keep rubbing it or pulling it & you'll soon get there :innocent:
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Scotty!!! :eek: :oops:

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