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Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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i knew a guy called nigel who followed salvation and got together which john Rimmer and made me a jiver i still feel proud about that moment and even though we have don't see each other any more it is still one of the best times of my life and i would like to thank him and say " e those fat fuckers won't stop eating" Bradford Hardcore even though i now live in leeds
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Hello, it's your favourite Nigel. :kiss:
So, Bradford, Leeds .... I'm guessing Winnie?
I thought you were still in Thailand with the ladyboy.

Yep, they were great times, so young, so stupid, so much fun.


BTW - www.nigelkurt.com
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dave you twit i told you ages ago that biggy is nige
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haha, so who the f**k are you two?

I've not had black hair for two decades by the way :wink:

Oh, and Jackie thingy from Newark joined here a while back. Sent me photos of her wedding.
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It's ok everyone, contact has been made so you can get from the edge of your seats. Phew, bet you all couldn't sleep last night.

And yes, Dave's a twit. 8)
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you were right i was with a ladyboy but i kept thinking of you and the pain you coursed it was nice do you still have that whan tattoo on your nob , what great days they were
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am i the only one who's wondering what a "whan" tattoo is actually a tattoo of? is it a typo or a word i don't know (i googled it and apart from a few acronyms there was a "dave whan" listed which could either be a coincidence or an indication that biggy has his mate's name tattoed on his dick).

is there a photo in the members gallery? (no pun intended!) :innocent:
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote:am i the only one who's wondering what a "whan" tattoo is actually a tattoo of? is it a typo or a word i don't know (i googled it and apart from a few acronyms there was a "dave whan" listed which could either be a coincidence or an indication that biggy has his mate's name tattoed on his dick).

is there a photo in the members gallery? (no pun intended!) :innocent:
I reckon he means a "Wham!" tattoo. I'm sure there are loads of blokes out there who'd want a picture of George Michael on their nob.
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smiscandlon wrote:
eastmidswhizzkid wrote:am i the only one who's wondering what a "whan" tattoo is actually a tattoo of? is it a typo or a word i don't know (i googled it and apart from a few acronyms there was a "dave whan" listed which could either be a coincidence or an indication that biggy has his mate's name tattoed on his dick).

is there a photo in the members gallery? (no pun intended!) :innocent:
I reckon he means a "Wham!" tattoo. I'm sure there are loads of blokes out there who'd want a picture of George Michael on their nob.
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stefanmoermans wrote:
smiscandlon wrote:
eastmidswhizzkid wrote:am i the only one who's wondering what a "whan" tattoo is actually a tattoo of? is it a typo or a word i don't know (i googled it and apart from a few acronyms there was a "dave whan" listed which could either be a coincidence or an indication that biggy has his mate's name tattoed on his dick).

is there a photo in the members gallery? (no pun intended!) :innocent:
I reckon he means a "Wham!" tattoo. I'm sure there are loads of blokes out there who'd want a picture of George Michael on their nob.
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
What? I'm just thinking of the comic potential. "Wake me up before you go go" etc.
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Yep, I have the lyrics from the full wham discography on my member. I haven't decided what to put on the remaining space though.

(I have no idea what a whan tattoo is either, grammar was never one of Dave's good points).
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good answer biggy. :lol: :notworthy: i expected nothing less.

now, what's this about being reminded of you whenever he's shagging a ladyboy? :twisted:
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Proof once again, if it was needed, that the sudden appearance of Winnie, is on a par with hitting a patch of black ice.

Steel yourselves...............
'I have reason to believe' he said, 'that one of you has been going out at night!'
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what is this - Goths Reunited?
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unfortunately i fear it may be!
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but goths were never united in the first place...too busy sucking their cheeks in with thickshakes to get the perfect daniel ash cheek-bone line for their make-up (boys) and deciding just who really was too much of a fat hippy (not a proper goffik) to carry off that enormous roll of cheap black velvet that they are wearing like a tramp wears urine (girls). :twisted:
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undertow wrote:unfortunately i fear it may be!

So now we have you, Winnie, Pete from Derby, Andy Tait, and myself.

A house husband, bank worker, a psychiatric nurse, a planning officer and a tattoo artist.
At least one of us stayed a bit rock n roll. ( no, I don't mean the planning officer)

If you heartland people think the original poster was a little off the wall - believe me, he's seriously calmed down since the 80s.

I think the Salvation website needs a forum. 8)
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biggy wrote:
I think the Salvation website needs a forum. 8)
I suggested that about 18 Months ago, got a PM back saying that there was going to be One..............nothing yet :(
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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Biggy wrote
I think the Salvation website needs a forum.
Well are you off to any gigs soon if we pass in the night we'll have achat about it!

Only Ones?

Or if not I'll meet you at halfterrm for a chat
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undertow wrote:Biggy wrote
I think the Salvation website needs a forum.
Well are you off to any gigs soon if we pass in the night we'll have achat about it!

Only Ones?

Or if not I'll meet you at halfterrm for a chat
Patti Smith at the plug?
If not, I'm ok Mondays or Tuesdays at the moment.
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Can one of you please enlighten me as to just wtf's going on and whotf you lot all are? :lol: :P
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SINsister wrote:Can one of you please enlighten me as to just wtf's going on and whotf you lot all are? :lol: :P
see post#15 ;D
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i' ve never been a goth just a c**t and you should see the scars on my balls if you think im not rock and roll and i still p*ss myself evey night, does anybody know what happened between Pete from Derby and Donna from Preston
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Keith's Dad wrote
i' ve never been a goth just a c**t and you should see the scars on my balls if you think im not rock and roll and i still p*ss myself evey night,
Can't fault you on that!
does anybody know what happened between Pete from Derby and Donna from Preston
Can't really help you there I've a feeling it got a bit messy, but don't quote me.
After Donna had the twins, which will probably be about 18 this year, didn't see so much of her.
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