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phew!! just back from ClarksvilleJim wrote:Oh my god. The stats police are out in force again.
Make sure you check everything twice before you say it - run a "sisters facts" check on it. (Microsoft do include that in 2000 don't they?)
hey Jim!! just because you don't get the joke, don't mean it ain't funny
checkout Hallucinates earlier, equally pedantic, but by no means less amusing post
I'm assuming the stat police will arrive in black marias
Just remember this. This rabble you keep talking about does most of the working, paying and dying in this community.
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black? you mean "navy blue" surely? we dont do black here.... oh, no no no no!!khepri II wrote:I'm assuming the stat police will arrive in black marias
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
Haha, by the way, you spelt Hallucienate wrong. That's it, Dr Freud has ordered me to the toilet. No, no, I don't want my medicine! NO!
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Hey, I got it. And it was funny. Chill. geez, the sense of humour police are......etc.etc.khepri II wrote:phew!! just back from ClarksvilleJim wrote:Oh my god. The stats police are out in force again.
Make sure you check everything twice before you say it - run a "sisters facts" check on it. (Microsoft do include that in 2000 don't they?)
hey Jim!! just because you don't get the joke, don't mean it ain't funny
checkout Hallucinates earlier, equally pedantic, but by no means less amusing post
I'm assuming the stat police will arrive in black marias
"You do realize you're talking to a man with a human head in his hands who has every intention of using it to beat these people to death?"
MrChris wrote:Haha, by the way, you spelt Hallucienate wrong. That's it, Dr Freud has ordered me to the toilet. No, no, I don't want my medicine! NO!
when Dr Freud has finished with you, it might be my turn to have my bottom spanked. though I would prefer his couch to the phono
Just remember this. This rabble you keep talking about does most of the working, paying and dying in this community.
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Hummmmmmm,
It took me many many years on the highways and byways of life to discover the only anal retention worth worrying about was the last thing you ate, unless of course you are Kylie Minogue, but that’s a whole different story.
Place nice children...
It took me many many years on the highways and byways of life to discover the only anal retention worth worrying about was the last thing you ate, unless of course you are Kylie Minogue, but that’s a whole different story.
Place nice children...
Minister of Misinformation and Misdirection.
We first met through a shared view
She loved me and I did too
We first met through a shared view
She loved me and I did too
Place them where? And how? With whom?Chairman Bux wrote:
Place nice children...
This is far too meaniful and cryptic for me or simply a typo from someone who momentarily wandered across this forum but soon developed an allergy to pondlife and pressed the eject button.
Perhaps it's the grammar police now a calling ...
Loki was never worshiped as the other Gods,
Which is quite understandable.
Which is quite understandable.
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Maybe, just maybeQuiff Boy wrote:maybe he was punning on the last thing he ate: "plaice" (the fish) and "place" - heartland forums...?
well, maybe
CB
Minister of Misinformation and Misdirection.
We first met through a shared view
She loved me and I did too
We first met through a shared view
She loved me and I did too
Struggling in the heat ..? v.v.v.v.v.poo-erQuiff Boy wrote:maybe he was punning on the last thing he ate: "plaice" (the fish) and "place" - heartland forums...?
well, maybe
Loki was never worshiped as the other Gods,
Which is quite understandable.
Which is quite understandable.
Chairman Bux wrote:Hummmmmmm,
It took me many many years on the highways and byways of life to discover the only anal retention worth worrying about was the last thing you ate, unless of course you are Kylie Minogue, but that’s a whole different story.
Place nice children...
allow me sir.
*most humble servant crawls into service*
This place is nice children
Mr Bux is far too busy to get involved in the detail
Just remember this. This rabble you keep talking about does most of the working, paying and dying in this community.
Oh! do you thinkJohnny Boy wrote:The display of servility is too, too much.khepri II wrote:
allow me sir.
*most humble servant crawls into service*
I thought I gauged it just about right
anyway, who do you think I am; the red arrows
Just remember this. This rabble you keep talking about does most of the working, paying and dying in this community.
I just lurve (and I am guessing here ...) this non-UK humour. Messages bounce around the world, get lost in translation, acquire some local nuances and come bouncing back to blighty more surreal than Dali on acid.khepri II wrote:Oh! do you thinkJohnny Boy wrote:The display of servility is too, too much.khepri II wrote:
allow me sir.
*most humble servant crawls into service*
I thought I gauged it just about right
anyway, who do you think I am; the red arrows
Good stuff fellow Heartlander.
Loki was never worshiped as the other Gods,
Which is quite understandable.
Which is quite understandable.