http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6637855.stm
Please screw your heads on tight, because this will surely make 'em fall off from excessive laughter...
Just when you thought things couldn't be more laughable...
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bushman*pm
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she's a fcuking moose, rich spoilt brat with no clue of the real world and absolutely no talent whatsoever!
she wants to learn a new phrase 'suck mummys cock'
she wants to learn a new phrase 'suck mummys cock'
LAND ROVER: THE BEAST FOUR BY FOUR BY FEAR! KICKS THE ARSE OFF RICEBURNERS!
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Badlander
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I say throw her in jail and throw away the key. She's a fcuking disgrace. 
And I won't let them call my life "mundane". You don't know me, dickhead.
And I won't let them call my life "mundane". You don't know me, dickhead.
I'd end this moment to be with you
Through morphic oceans I'd lay here with you
Through morphic oceans I'd lay here with you
Well, yes, Eric, you're right. But then, you're not the sort of person who'd be interested in her antics, are you? Hence, your life is anything but mundane...Badlander wrote:I say throw her in jail and throw away the key. She's a fcuking disgrace.
And I won't let them call my life "mundane". You don't know me, dickhead.
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sisterstekland
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Its always easy to apologize, she should use her brain a little bit more.
She should be happy to get only 45 days in jail.
She will understand what real life is. Now she can cry, nobody care.
The law is for everyone, no exception.
Enjoy
She should be happy to get only 45 days in jail.
She will understand what real life is. Now she can cry, nobody care.
The law is for everyone, no exception.
Enjoy
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Badlander
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Her what ?!sisterstekland wrote:Its always easy to apologize, she should use her brain a little bit more.
Funny things happen in jail.She should be happy to get only 45 days in jail.
I'd end this moment to be with you
Through morphic oceans I'd lay here with you
Through morphic oceans I'd lay here with you
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stefan moermans
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yeah a lot of "girls" thereBadlander wrote:Her what ?!sisterstekland wrote:Its always easy to apologize, she should use her brain a little bit more.
Funny things happen in jail.She should be happy to get only 45 days in jail.
MUSICA È
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weebleswobble
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Can't we just have her killed?
‎"We will wear some very loud shirts. We will wear some very wrong trousers."
Elightens mundane lives?
So, she wants support & then goes & makes the stand that the people who "actually" bother taking notice have mundane lives.
Isn't that rather insulting?
But I guess those "mundane" folks won't even notice that one right?
She should shut her fcuking hole & do the time. A car is a lethal weapon & to drive it around drunk is pretty serious I would say.
To drive it around "paris hilton" is dangerous enough
So, she wants support & then goes & makes the stand that the people who "actually" bother taking notice have mundane lives.
Isn't that rather insulting?
But I guess those "mundane" folks won't even notice that one right?
She should shut her fcuking hole & do the time. A car is a lethal weapon & to drive it around drunk is pretty serious I would say.
To drive it around "paris hilton" is dangerous enough
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markfiend
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Quite possibly.
Edit: argh quoting weirdness. It's that apostrophe in your user name.
Edit: argh quoting weirdness. It's that apostrophe in your user name.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
—Bertrand Russell
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EvilBastard
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Just sayin'...
"I won't go down in history, but I probably will go down on your sister."
Hank Moody
Hank Moody
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markfiend
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Strange but true: The person who took this very famous photograph...
... Took this photograph exactly 35 years later:
... Took this photograph exactly 35 years later:
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
—Bertrand Russell
I'm waiting for the follow to her first DVD, One Night In Prison
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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MadameButterfly
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markfiend wrote: Edit: argh quoting weirdness. It's that apostrophe in your user name.
Good god Mark!
it's all about circles and spirals
that ongoing eternity
that ongoing eternity
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Silver_Owl
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I take it none of you will be sihning her petition then?
We forgive as we forget
As the day is long.
As the day is long.
