Man cooks baby
I wonder why?She is hoping to be reunited with her daughter, but Child Protective Services is working to have the parental rights severed.
God throws Teddy out of the cot
I think it's all the more likely that God (in his many guises) has given up.
S/He's so fed up with the general fcukwittage of the human race and how we've screwed up his/her s great experiment that he/she has downed tools until we finish each other off.
Then it will be back to pick up the pieces and fix the bits he/she got wrong the first time.
God played solitaire and lost, so has gone on Permanent Vacation in a huff taking divine intervention with him /her, till a time tbc.....but probably when we're all flooded.
'I have reason to believe' he said, 'that one of you has been going out at night!'
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It scares the hell outa me that someone can have such blind faith in their pack of idiot liesReligion that even when their husband PUTS THIER CHILD IN THE f**king MICROWAVE they can still turn around and blame some higher entitiy.
What on Earth will it take to convince these people?
What on Earth will it take to convince these people?
Nationalise the f**king lot.
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5 minutes on number 9.Maisey wrote:It scares the hell outa me that someone can have such blind faith in their pack of idiot liesReligion that even when their husband PUTS THIER CHILD IN THE f**king MICROWAVE they can still turn around and blame some higher entitiy.
What on Earth will it take to convince these people?
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
Are you too deranged to see the diference between a cradle and the microwave?
Are you too dim to understand that baby is not bacon?
Do you allways misunderstand when your wife says "Well done, my sweet baby!"?
Here´s hope for you: Become a preacher!
Sinnie, is there a vacant seat on that UFO?
Are you too dim to understand that baby is not bacon?
Do you allways misunderstand when your wife says "Well done, my sweet baby!"?
Here´s hope for you: Become a preacher!
Sinnie, is there a vacant seat on that UFO?
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Probably, Jum...but we might be waiting a long time for it. There's plenty of room on my hilltop while we wait, though...eotunun wrote:Sinnie, is there a vacant seat on that UFO?
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Say bathtub and broadband connection and we are in buisness!SINsister wrote:Probably, Jum...but we might be waiting a long time for it. There's plenty of room on my hilltop while we wait, though...eotunun wrote:Sinnie, is there a vacant seat on that UFO?
..whilke sitting on a hulltop waiting for a UFO seems only a little better than preaching or putting babies into microwaves to me..
.. but it´s still better..
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But Jum, it's far, far away from these demented, knuckle-dragging, Darwin Award-candidate "humans," and that's all that really matters...eotunun wrote:..whilke sitting on a hulltop waiting for a UFO seems only a little better than preaching or putting babies into microwaves to me..
.. but it´s still better..
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Hey guys, I'm off to go kill a few people, rape a few young girls, and set a bomb off somewhere, but don't blame me, it's SATAN that made me do it.
f**king bollocks. Guy needs his head checked, and his kid taken to some better parents until they can sort themselves out.
f**king bollocks. Guy needs his head checked, and his kid taken to some better parents until they can sort themselves out.
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The kid needs to be taken to better parents permanantly, as do all future children they might have.Dark wrote: f**king bollocks. Guy needs his head checked, and his kid taken to some better parents until they can sort themselves out.
Nationalise the f**king lot.
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It was bound to happen. People have been eating baby corn, baby back ribs and 'kid'ney beans for years !
Do you think the kid came with the usual instructions; Pierce lid then microwave on HIGH for 7 minutes allow to stand for two minutes before serving!
In the good old days kids used to just get in a washing machine and get spun through a couple of wash cycles. And if they were really smart some even climbed into the dryer to save them dripping on the carpet.
Now, kids are getting cooked ( from the inside out no less). I suppose it's better than having them roaming the streets in their hoodies and bothering people, this way you know where they are, just listen out for the *ping*.
Do you think the kid came with the usual instructions; Pierce lid then microwave on HIGH for 7 minutes allow to stand for two minutes before serving!
In the good old days kids used to just get in a washing machine and get spun through a couple of wash cycles. And if they were really smart some even climbed into the dryer to save them dripping on the carpet.
Now, kids are getting cooked ( from the inside out no less). I suppose it's better than having them roaming the streets in their hoodies and bothering people, this way you know where they are, just listen out for the *ping*.
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I've just noticed. American idol reject Sanjaya and Maisey = separated at birth? Just a thought! lol
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I foolishly live in hope that people can better themselves.Maisey wrote:The kid needs to be taken to better parents permanantly, as do all future children they might have.Dark wrote: f**king bollocks. Guy needs his head checked, and his kid taken to some better parents until they can sort themselves out.
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Looks more like THE IMPOSTER FROM LUTON
Nationalise the f**king lot.
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No, Korin, what you need to do is to say that God told you to do it.Dark wrote:Hey guys, I'm off to go kill a few people, rape a few young girls, and set a bomb off somewhere, but don't blame me, it's SATAN that made me do it.
f**king bollocks. Guy needs his head checked, and his kid taken to some better parents until they can sort themselves out.
If you say Satan told you to do it, well, you should be on your guard against the wiles of the evil one, you're just not praying hard enough. Whereas if you say God told you to do it, well, you can't go against God now can you?
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In a similar vein:markfiend wrote:what you need to do is to say that God told you to do it.
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Ramone wrote:It was bound to happen. People have been eating baby corn, baby back ribs and 'kid'ney beans for years !
Do you think the kid came with the usual instructions; Pierce lid then microwave on HIGH for 7 minutes allow to stand for two minutes before serving!
In the good old days kids used to just get in a washing machine and get spun through a couple of wash cycles. And if they were really smart some even climbed into the dryer to save them dripping on the carpet.
Now, kids are getting cooked ( from the inside out no less). I suppose it's better than having them roaming the streets in their hoodies and bothering people, this way you know where they are, just listen out for the *ping*.
I'd end this moment to be with you
Through morphic oceans I'd lay here with you
Through morphic oceans I'd lay here with you
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Let's just hope you never find yourself in a similar situation...Maisey wrote: The kid needs to be taken to better parents permanantly, as do all future children they might have.
And by that I don't necessarily mean microwave your baby, but do something equally disgusting to some people, who'd then think you should never be forgiven, no matter what.
I'd end this moment to be with you
Through morphic oceans I'd lay here with you
Through morphic oceans I'd lay here with you
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