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What it says on the tin.

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Let's fry... no, microwave him ! :twisted:
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She is hoping to be reunited with her daughter, but Child Protective Services is working to have the parental rights severed.
I wonder why?

God throws Teddy out of the cot

I think it's all the more likely that God (in his many guises) has given up.
S/He's so fed up with the general fcukwittage of the human race and how we've screwed up his/her s great experiment that he/she has downed tools until we finish each other off.

Then it will be back to pick up the pieces and fix the bits he/she got wrong the first time.

God played solitaire and lost, so has gone on Permanent Vacation in a huff taking divine intervention with him /her, till a time tbc.....but probably when we're all flooded.
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and the bloke that fried her was training to become a preacher?

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Imagine all kinds of horrible things that people can do to each other or animals and keep in mind that it happens for real.....somewhere... :roll:
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God's away on business. Tom Waits told me.
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Did anyone ask what it tasted like? :innocent:
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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It scares the hell outa me that someone can have such blind faith in their pack of idiot liesReligion that even when their husband PUTS THIER CHILD IN THE f**king MICROWAVE they can still turn around and blame some higher entitiy.

What on Earth will it take to convince these people?
Nationalise the f**king lot.
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Maisey wrote:It scares the hell outa me that someone can have such blind faith in their pack of idiot liesReligion that even when their husband PUTS THIER CHILD IN THE f**king MICROWAVE they can still turn around and blame some higher entitiy.

What on Earth will it take to convince these people?
5 minutes on number 9.
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Are you too deranged to see the diference between a cradle and the microwave?
Are you too dim to understand that baby is not bacon?
Do you allways misunderstand when your wife says "Well done, my sweet baby!"?

Here´s hope for you: Become a preacher!
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eotunun wrote:Sinnie, is there a vacant seat on that UFO?
Probably, Jum...but we might be waiting a long time for it. There's plenty of room on my hilltop while we wait, though...
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SINsister wrote:
eotunun wrote:Sinnie, is there a vacant seat on that UFO?
Probably, Jum...but we might be waiting a long time for it. There's plenty of room on my hilltop while we wait, though...
Say bathtub and broadband connection and we are in buisness!
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..whilke sitting on a hulltop waiting for a UFO seems only a little better than preaching or putting babies into microwaves to me..

.. but it´s still better..
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eotunun wrote:..whilke sitting on a hulltop waiting for a UFO seems only a little better than preaching or putting babies into microwaves to me..

.. but it´s still better..
But Jum, it's far, far away from these demented, knuckle-dragging, Darwin Award-candidate "humans," and that's all that really matters...
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Hey guys, I'm off to go kill a few people, rape a few young girls, and set a bomb off somewhere, but don't blame me, it's SATAN that made me do it. :roll:

f**king bollocks. Guy needs his head checked, and his kid taken to some better parents until they can sort themselves out.
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Dark wrote: f**king bollocks. Guy needs his head checked, and his kid taken to some better parents until they can sort themselves out.
The kid needs to be taken to better parents permanantly, as do all future children they might have.
Nationalise the f**king lot.
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It was bound to happen. People have been eating baby corn, baby back ribs and 'kid'ney beans for years !

Do you think the kid came with the usual instructions; Pierce lid then microwave on HIGH for 7 minutes allow to stand for two minutes before serving!

In the good old days kids used to just get in a washing machine and get spun through a couple of wash cycles. And if they were really smart some even climbed into the dryer to save them dripping on the carpet.

Now, kids are getting cooked ( from the inside out no less). I suppose it's better than having them roaming the streets in their hoodies and bothering people, this way you know where they are, just listen out for the *ping*.
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I've just noticed. American idol reject Sanjaya and Maisey = separated at birth? Just a thought! lol :)
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Maisey wrote:
Dark wrote: f**king bollocks. Guy needs his head checked, and his kid taken to some better parents until they can sort themselves out.
The kid needs to be taken to better parents permanantly, as do all future children they might have.
I foolishly live in hope that people can better themselves.
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Looks more like THE IMPOSTER FROM LUTON :lol:
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Dark wrote:Hey guys, I'm off to go kill a few people, rape a few young girls, and set a bomb off somewhere, but don't blame me, it's SATAN that made me do it. :roll:

f**king bollocks. Guy needs his head checked, and his kid taken to some better parents until they can sort themselves out.
No, Korin, what you need to do is to say that God told you to do it.

If you say Satan told you to do it, well, you should be on your guard against the wiles of the evil one, you're just not praying hard enough. Whereas if you say God told you to do it, well, you can't go against God now can you?

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markfiend wrote:what you need to do is to say that God told you to do it.
In a similar vein:

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Ramone wrote:It was bound to happen. People have been eating baby corn, baby back ribs and 'kid'ney beans for years !

Do you think the kid came with the usual instructions; Pierce lid then microwave on HIGH for 7 minutes allow to stand for two minutes before serving!

In the good old days kids used to just get in a washing machine and get spun through a couple of wash cycles. And if they were really smart some even climbed into the dryer to save them dripping on the carpet.

Now, kids are getting cooked ( from the inside out no less). I suppose it's better than having them roaming the streets in their hoodies and bothering people, this way you know where they are, just listen out for the *ping*.
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Maisey wrote: The kid needs to be taken to better parents permanantly, as do all future children they might have.
Let's just hope you never find yourself in a similar situation... :innocent:

And by that I don't necessarily mean microwave your baby, but do something equally disgusting to some people, who'd then think you should never be forgiven, no matter what.
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as posted in another thread...

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Some people shouldn't be allowed to breed... :twisted:
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