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zaltys7
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Some incredible wit wrote something along those lines on the toilet walls here.
Luckily it meant there was no problem when I wet myself with laughter :D
"We have too many cellphones. We've got too many internets. We have got to get rid of those machines. We have too many machines now." - Ray Bradbury.
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Jim wrote:C'mon planet - the fights a forgone conclusion:

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:notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol:

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Mrs RicheyJames
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zaltys7 wrote:Some incredible wit wrote something along those lines on the toilet walls here.
Luckily it meant there was no problem when I wet myself with laughter :D
lol
Like you already....Don't listen to Big Si, he's just f**ked off that he lives no-where near me so I can't buy him those pints of rusty a*rse p*ss that was promised way back!!!! :lol:
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Sexygoth wrote:
zaltys7 wrote:Some incredible wit wrote something along those lines on the toilet walls here.
Luckily it meant there was no problem when I wet myself with laughter :D
lol
Like you already....Don't listen to Big Si, he's just **** off that he lives no-where near me so I can't buy him those pints of rusty a*rse p*ss that was promised way back!!!! :lol:
Like the one your holding in your avatar? :urff: ;D :wink: :D
Wyrd bið ful aræd...

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Jim wrote:C'mon planet - the fights a forgone conclusion:

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I'll give you that one! :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

Ever thought about a career in the new BT adverts? You've definately got the looks! :innocent: :lol:
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That looks a bit like a southern drink actually!!!!
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Jim wrote:C'mon planet - the fights a forgone conclusion:

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OH MY GOD--I can't breathe for laughing! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:
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Johnny Boy wrote:
Jim wrote:C'mon planet - the fights a forgone conclusion:

I'll give you that one! :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

Ever thought about a career in the new BT adverts? You've definately got the looks! :innocent: :lol:
Here Johnny let me give you a hand and get you off the floor!
;D
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Loki
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Black Planet wrote:
Johnny Boy wrote:
Jim wrote:C'mon planet - the fights a forgone conclusion:

I'll give you that one! :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

Ever thought about a career in the new BT adverts? You've definately got the looks! :innocent: :lol:
Here Johnny let me give you a hand and get you off the floor!
;D
Thanks Planet :notworthy:
(Soon know who your friends are once you're zimmer-less ...)

... but the ambulance is already taking me back to the hospice. Where the nurses are waiting to give me a bed bath ... :oops: The perils of growing old ...:wink: :lol:
Loki was never worshiped as the other Gods,
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And the man has the audacity to call me leacherous!!!
"You do realize you're talking to a man with a human head in his hands who has every intention of using it to beat these people to death?"
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Loki
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Jim wrote:And the man has the audacity to call me leacherous!!!
So, so many things they forgive the elderly for ... :wink:
Loki was never worshiped as the other Gods,
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Padstar wrote:Hi,

There seemto be a few names im seeing around here who dont seem to be posting....

Dont be retiscent, say hi!

Paddy.
Now't wrong with being a voyeur :wink:
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if thats your thing i guess.....

Paddy.
Still playing guitar - sometimes weird shaped ones.
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out of curiosity-is there a time limit on membership here?
like you register,then dont log in,or post then 2 years later you get deleted?
just wondered if there was a duff member clearout that went on.....
oh and not that i would advocate it,but what about somone who registers,then registers again under a diff name.one person could have a thousand different alias' and who'd be the wiser?
whose to know that you are not the only real member and the rest are al alternative personalities of one person :?
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Mrs RicheyJames
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Serendipityhaven wrote:out of curiosity-is there a time limit on membership here?
like you register,then dont log in,or post then 2 years later you get deleted?
just wondered if there was a duff member clearout that went on.....
oh and not that i would advocate it,but what about somone who registers,then registers again under a diff name.one person could have a thousand different alias' and who'd be the wiser?
whose to know that you are not the only real member and the rest are al alternative personalities of one person :?
And unfortunatley that does tend to go on :roll:
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And we come to my point about having "a bit of a cull" - mind you, I missed the point about lurkers. You don't see em, so you assume they're not there. But they are.

A bit like the invisible bunny men.

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