3 Words to Make a Man Cry!

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Lamia
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Is it in yet? :wink: :roll:
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Lamia
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Ive just realised that it's actually 4 words - DOH!!! its the weather - honestly!!!! :roll: :eek:
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Lamia wrote:Ive just realised that it's actually 4 words
Dimwit.

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Lamia
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I know, I know! I shall lock myself in a cupboard and not come out for the next 10 years until the embarrassment has subsided! :cry:
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Oh Lamia...and it's a topic too. No worries--it'll pass. :wink: :D
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Awwww, is the poor wittle woman having trouble counting :-(

Hey! She started it!
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Is that it?
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last orders please
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drink up now :(
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f*ck off home :cry: :cry:
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waking up next to slightly topical minger ( see the news for details)

yes, *long pause* you did :cry: :cry: :cry:

retort

oh s**t no :?
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penalty shoot-out

i think that's technically three words :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :roll:
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umm i thought the three words which would reduce a man to tears were-Child Support Agency :eek:
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well, now it seems to be proven that "Von is gay" doesn't work for the men in H-land :)
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Ide say

"Just Good Friends"

Paddy.
Still playing guitar - sometimes weird shaped ones.
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pikkrong wrote:well, now it seems to be proven that "Von is gay" doesn't work for the men in H-land :)
Doesn't work much for the women either. :evil: :evil:

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'pregnant as hell'?
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"lost our tickets" (to say just before Sisters gig) :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Padstar wrote:Ide say

"Just Good Friends"

Paddy.
Or "I'll call you" :x :evil:
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And sometimes they dont even do that!

:(

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Padstar wrote:And sometimes they dont even do that!

:(

Paddy.
You just can't trust girls! :urff: :evil:
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Padstar wrote:And sometimes they dont even do that!

:(

Paddy.
I'm actually starting to feel sorry for you, and there's me thinking i was a hard beeatch, maybe there is a soft spot in there somewhere! :eek:
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its down to the women/girls or geezers/boys you choose.

great experiment is whe out and about,dont look at anyone try to forget your sight is there and concentrate on things of substance like voice inflections,tones and conversation content.would say going blindfold is best but can be hazardous.99% of the time who u find attractive using this method is not the same as relying mostly on your eyes to seek out a potential partner.
of course going blindfolded will bring plenty of opportunities as women wil want to know what your up to.

ok,so it sounds odd.... :wink: :)
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Padstar wrote:And sometimes they dont even do that!

:(

Paddy.
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what about-"pregnant with quintuplets".
quicker to bypass crying and move right along to the rabbit in headlights stance.
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