Watch Where You Park Your Wheelchair!!!

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :lol: :lol: :lol:

...as he passed in front of a lorry leaving a petrol station.


Looks to me like someone backed him onto the grill quite deliberately.

Hope he got a new soda though :lol:
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"He refused to believe there was a man in a wheelchair stuck to the front of his truck until he saw it for himself," police said.

:lol: Well you would!
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"Do you know there's a man in a wheelchair stuck to the front of your truck?"

"No, but if you sing it, I'll try to hum along."

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Ooooh I think that calls for a b-dum tshh Mr Fiend! :wink:
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boudicca wrote:Ooooh I think that calls for a b-dum tshh Mr Fiend! :wink:
Is that painful? ;D
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Haha! ;D

Wow, that guy's damn lucky...yikes.
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markfiend wrote:
boudicca wrote:Ooooh I think that calls for a b-dum tshh Mr Fiend! :wink:
Is that painful? ;D
It could be, depending on where it was performed, and the implements used... :eek:
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did he film it?
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The only thing he's pissed off about is he spilled his soda. How very American :lol:
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James Blast wrote:did he film it?
He was on the news tonight but he didn't say.

But the tyres on his chair looked trashed :eek:
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Can I just add that the Metro newspaper's pun-tastic headline for this article was "CHAIR-TON SENNA"...?

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In the old days people used to be happy just sticking a Garfield to the window or sticker in your rear window.

But sticking a kid in a wheelchair to your grill is pure genius! But whose to say the tubby funster wasn't pulling the truck along instead? hmmmmm.

Kids charging down the freeway at 50mph stuck to the front of trucks, Paris Hilton blubbing like a child in court and being able to arm yourself to the teeth with a semi-automatic so you can wipe out entire swathes of children as part of the constitution ..Isn't the USA a great place ! I just love it. The whole country should be up for a Darwin Award.

But, at the end of the day, I'm glad the Good Lord and Mother Nature put a 3,000 mile body of water between us though :)





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