Is Von a rich man?

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an oldie but goodie - Cheddar Land (full fat) ;D
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I certainly am not a fan of You Colby the One.
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Caş and Brie, anyone?
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Edamage Done?

I'm sure we're going over old ground here, but this thread is beyond redemption anyway, may as well carry on...
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smiscandlon wrote:I'm sure we're going over old ground here, but this thread is beyond redemption anyway, may as well carry on...
Do you mean this thread? Just keep plugging along. Only another 944 posts to go.

Should we change the title of the thread to "Is Von a rich and creamy man"?
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Petseri wrote:Should we change the title of the thread to "Is Von a rich and creamy man"?
:eek: Bleurgh! :urff: :lol:
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I heard he was partial to some bitter and a bit of fish..

Boddies and Sole !
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Ramone wrote:I heard he was partial to some bitter and a bit of fish..

Boddies and Sole !
:lol:
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When You Don't Sashimi.

HA! Top that!

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SINsister wrote:When You Don't Sashimi.

HA! Top that!

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smiscandlon wrote:
SINsister wrote:When You Don't Sashimi.

HA! Top that!

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Of course you realise ... this means war.

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War on Fudge?
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Poissons Door ? To carry on the fish theme.
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Ramone wrote:Poissons Door ? To carry on the fish theme.
NICE! Almost went for that one, myself! :lol: :notworthy:
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Damn you lot are good! :lol:


I'll be back.... :twisted:
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SINsister wrote:When You Don't Sashimi.

HA! Top that!

:notworthy: @ myself. ;D
:lol: :lol: :lol: :notworthy:

Not really very funny at all as a gag, but if I ever opened a Bakery I'd definitely call it Temple Of Loaf. :innocent: :oops: ;D
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Awwwww! ;D
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Time for some Figs then, methinks.

Definitely feeling a love for the figs today...
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smiscandlon wrote:Nice title for this thread. My internal jukebox now has Von singing If I Were A Rich Man...

Sounds quite good.
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Ramone wrote:Poissons Door ? To carry on the fish theme.
Rock (Salmon) & a Hard Plaice (twice, with chips and gravy, please)
Kiss the Carpet
Body Eelectric
Will I Bream

and for the grand finale...

FINland Red, Egypt White

I'll get me coat then, shall I? Save you all the trouble... :innocent:
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All get their coats-To meet at the next reataurant..
To have Pommes Together.
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eotunun wrote:All get their coats-To meet at the next reataurant..
To have Pommes Together.
And then we'll be chewing Gum Together.

At last I found one ! ;D
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On the (cheese) wire

Tuna in turn on burn trout

Knockin' on heaven's (john)Dory

Ewe(cheese) could be the one

Mmmm.
Not as good as you lot, but I gave it a whirl..
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Badlander wrote:
eotunun wrote:All get their coats-To meet at the next reataurant..
To have Pommes Together.
And then we'll be chewing Gum Together.

At last I found one ! ;D
:eek: ...I read that "we'll be chewing cum together"... :? :urff:
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