pissed man wanting to sleep in a shed

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salvation played edwards 8 in brum years ago and this pissed guy turned up and wanted to sleep in a shed, did he do it and want happened to kev's kit bag when pissed man fell asleep on it. Please let me know because i haven't been able to sleep for years thinking about it
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What kind of shed? And where? And why did Kev give the man his kit bag to sleep on? Inquiring minds wanna know! :lol: ;D
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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my friend was manager of edwards no 8 for a while..
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Phew for a split second I thought my dad had gone walkabout again...!
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I always wanted to know:

Bull and gate in Kentish town. Willard from Stoke was outside with his shoelaces tied to the railings & "bollocks" on his forehead in marker pen.
He managed to get free & ran & jumped on a London bus shouting "single to Stoke". Always wondered where he ended up.

He couldn't handle the thunderbird could he :lol:
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i can remember the time biggy when i tried to get you drunk so you would shag a fat. I fell asleep so what happened
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keith's dad wrote:i can remember the time biggy when i tried to get you drunk so you would shag a fat. I fell asleep so what happened
Incorrigible. :lol: :roll:
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keith's dad wrote:i can remember the time biggy when i tried to get you drunk so you would shag a fat. I fell asleep so what happened
I pride myself on no fatties. In fact, other than that mad girl who had a salvation tattoo because I told her to I never did any of the following.
Don't s**t in your own bed when you have to sleep in it.
You however ... hahaha.
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So you two are male model-types then, I take it? :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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SINsister wrote:So you two are male model-types then, I take it? :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I did some modelling in the mid 90s. :P
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biggy wrote:
SINsister wrote:So you two are male model-types then, I take it? :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I did some modelling in the mid 90s. :P
Millets?
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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scotty wrote:
biggy wrote:
SINsister wrote:So you two are male model-types then, I take it? :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I did some modelling in the mid 90s. :P
Millets?
The last one I did was "hunky tattoo artists" :lol: :oops:
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Send us a photo, then, there's a love... ;) ;P
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SINsister wrote:Send us a photo, then, there's a love... ;) ;P

Like I'd put myself through the ridicule. :wink:
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Oh, good grief. I'd keep the jokes to myself, of course! ;P ;D
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biggy wrote:
scotty wrote:
biggy wrote: I did some modelling in the mid 90s. :P
Millets?
The last one I did was "hunky tattoo artists" :lol: :oops:
:lol: :notworthy: :lol:
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biggy wrote:
scotty wrote:
biggy wrote: I did some modelling in the mid 90s. :P
Millets?
The last one I did was "hunky tattoo artists" :lol: :oops:
When you say "last" do you mean "only"? :innocent: :twisted: :lol: :P
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets
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biggy wrote:I did some modelling in the mid 90s. :P
Plasticine or papier maché?
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Hahaha! Nice one, Androo! ;D
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i used to be in porn films i used to be a stunt cock used for the cum shots
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Listen, man, you don't want me to ban you with the slogan "BANNED: pr0n spam", now do you?! Good grief. :roll: :lol: :urff:
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