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I'm wearing a black Cerruti suit, ribbed whiteT-shirt from the exchange and meet on the corner of Melrose and La Cienega, Gucci loafers and a dark blue summer jacket that looks black from Laros in Firenze. I'm using John Masters organic tangerine hair texturiser that makes my hair feel and smell great. This morning I scrubbed with Kiehl's buffing cream from the flagship store on third Avenue store and used an Aramis face pack to remove any excess facial oils, although I don't have any. I'm using Oil of Olay moisturiser that makes my skin glow and Dermatologica hand cream that costs $60 a tube that I bought from a little shop in Mayfair in London.
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Master Margarita wrote:I'm wearing a black Cerruti suit, ribbed whiteT-shirt from the exchange and meet on the corner of Melrose and La Cienega, Gucci loafers and a dark blue summer jacket that looks black from Laros in Firenze. I'm using John Masters organic tangerine hair texturiser that makes my hair feel and smell great. This morning I scrubbed with Kiehl's buffing cream from the flagship store on third Avenue store and used an Aramis face pack to remove any excess facial oils, although I don't have any. I'm using Oil of Olay moisturiser that makes my skin glow and Dermatologica hand cream that costs $60 a tube that I bought from a little shop in Mayfair in London.
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http://www.labeautysupply.com/brandnames/John-Masters/

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'organic haircare'?

I'm guessing you need hair to use these products? Leaves me out. :cry:
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My coffee. Again. F*ck. :roll:

Anyone know where I can get lessons in hand-eye coordination? Debaser, you're a teacher right? I hope it's not for secondary, cos that would obviously be too advanced a level for me.

At least I'm wearing black this time. :wink:
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CorpPunk wrote:My coffee. Again. F*ck. :roll:

Anyone know where I can get lessons in hand-eye coordination? Debaser, you're a teacher right? I hope it's not for secondary, cos that would obviously be too advanced a level for me.

At least I'm wearing black this time. :wink:
Only advice I can think of is - stop drinking coffee.

Or get a bib.
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Jim wrote:
CorpPunk wrote:My coffee. Again. F*ck. :roll:

Anyone know where I can get lessons in hand-eye coordination? Debaser, you're a teacher right? I hope it's not for secondary, cos that would obviously be too advanced a level for me.

At least I'm wearing black this time. :wink:
Only advice I can think of is - stop drinking coffee.

Or get a bib.
Hey--it's only happened twice (this week).

It's not a habit or anything (except for this week).

I'm stocking up on napkins as I write.
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black velvet skirt
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Jim wrote:
CorpPunk wrote:My coffee. Again. F*ck. :roll:

Anyone know where I can get lessons in hand-eye coordination? Debaser, you're a teacher right? I hope it's not for secondary, cos that would obviously be too advanced a level for me.

At least I'm wearing black this time. :wink:
Only advice I can think of is - stop drinking coffee.

Or get a bib.
How about a straw? Or a baby's drinking cup (the one with the lid and spout)?
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CellThree wrote:
Jim wrote:
CorpPunk wrote:My coffee. Again. F*ck. :roll:

Anyone know where I can get lessons in hand-eye coordination? Debaser, you're a teacher right? I hope it's not for secondary, cos that would obviously be too advanced a level for me.

At least I'm wearing black this time. :wink:
Only advice I can think of is - stop drinking coffee.

Or get a bib.
How about a straw? Or a baby's drinking cup (the one with the lid and spout)?
I was thinking about borrowing Johnny Boy's nurse, if she has any spare time (what with his 'perpetual care'). Or maybe she knows some male nurses! :wink:

And it really wasn't my fault this time. There was a hole in the cup. In the bottom.
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CorpPunk wrote:
CellThree wrote:
Jim wrote: Only advice I can think of is - stop drinking coffee.

Or get a bib.
How about a straw? Or a baby's drinking cup (the one with the lid and spout)?
I was thinking about borrowing Johnny Boy's nurse, if she has any spare time (what with his 'perpetual care'). Or maybe she knows some male nurses! :wink:

And it really wasn't my fault this time. There was a hole in the cup. In the bottom.
Rule no.1 of trying to drink out of cups. Make sure there is a bottom in it. I take it these are crappy paper cups? Buy a mug! :D
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CellThree wrote:Rule no.1 of trying to drink out of cups. Make sure there is a bottom in it.
Good advice, well-earned.

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CorpPunk wrote: I was thinking about borrowing Johnny Boy's nurse, if she has any spare time (what with his 'perpetual care'). Or maybe she knows some male nurses! :wink:
Alas, Nurse is rather busy today as she's taking me to the cleaners. :eek:

She regrets that she does not know any male nurses, as she has no interest in the opposite sex and all that frightfully, unmentionable, squelchy business. :oops: :eek:
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CorpPunk wrote:
Master Margarita wrote:I'm wearing a black Cerruti suit, ribbed whiteT-shirt from the exchange and meet on the corner of Melrose and La Cienega, Gucci loafers and a dark blue summer jacket that looks black from Laros in Firenze. I'm using John Masters organic tangerine hair texturiser that makes my hair feel and smell great. This morning I scrubbed with Kiehl's buffing cream from the flagship store on third Avenue store and used an Aramis face pack to remove any excess facial oils, although I don't have any. I'm using Oil of Olay moisturiser that makes my skin glow and Dermatologica hand cream that costs $60 a tube that I bought from a little shop in Mayfair in London.
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Wow - someone guessed my pet name for you MM ........... :wink:
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Yesterday - Image

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Yeah, I like my suits razor sharp! :D
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Suits....

I think I've got one of them. Uncomfortable things I seem to remember. Make you sweat on hot days, but not warm enough to stop you freezing in winter.
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Jim wrote:Suits....

I think I've got one of them. Uncomfortable things I seem to remember. Make you sweat on hot days, but not warm enough to stop you freezing in winter.
Everyone else in the office is wearing Jeans and T-shirts, I just like to be more of an individual.

And I also hate wearing denim :urff: :roll:

Very good point about the weather though! :innocent:
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People should only wear suits if they wear them well.
When was the last time you cut the catwalk caviar?
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Master Margarita wrote:People should only wear suits if they wear them well.
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That's me baby! :twisted:
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hallucienate wrote:ponce :innocent: :wink:
That pain in your abdomen is the pin I am pushing in the effigy of you that I couldn't be bothered to make.
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Master Margarita wrote:
hallucienate wrote:ponce :innocent: :wink:
That pain in your abdomen is the pin I am pushing in the effigy of you that I couldn't be bothered to make.
and I thought that was the 3 packets of sweets I had after lunch.
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hallucienate wrote:
Master Margarita wrote:
hallucienate wrote:ponce :innocent: :wink:
That pain in your abdomen is the pin I am pushing in the effigy of you that I couldn't be bothered to make.
and I thought that was the 3 packets of sweets I had after lunch.
Don't forget the yellow Jelly Baby! :wink: :D
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Black top, black pencil skirt, fish - nets and black pointy shoes ..

Yep , Im in the office.
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