Bush has his watch stolen in Albania?

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Watch this closely. About 50 seconds in, you can clearly see GWB's watch. By about 1 min 10 sec in, you can clearly see a watchless wrist! :eek:
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At 56sec you see it being stolen
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
all that security too

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is it on e bay yet?
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You gotta love Albania. ;D
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Sorry to spoil the party but if you watch closely you'll see him reach his own hand to the watch at one point and swiftly put it in his own pocket as he realised there was a chance it could get pilfered by a tea-leaf (so to speak)
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Pista wrote: is it on e bay yet?
My very first thought on hearing about this... :lol:

It's a nice way to put 21st century Albania on the map. If they don't get into the EU now I'd be very surprised :twisted: :wink:
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He obviously had his brain stolen elsewhere, a long time ago...
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What I don't get is: Why do you almost only move through your relatively safe home country in an overweight, armoured limo, but move almost freely in a country where every next guy fancies killing you for ten euro :eek:
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Obviousman wrote:What I don't get is: Why do you almost only move through your relatively safe home country in an overweight, armoured limo, but move almost freely in a country where every next guy fancies killing you for ten euro :eek:
As Sinny touched on... he's not bright.
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But that's something his security guys must surely realise. If he hasn't got proper security, who has?
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Obviousman wrote: If he hasn't got proper security, who has?
Maybe even his hench men have had enough of him.
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Yeah but, security guys aren't known for their niveau either :wink: :lol:
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boudicca wrote:Yeah but, security guys aren't known for their niveau either :wink: :lol:
Exactly. Look at Kevin Costner in The Body Guard.
Or alternatively don't. :?
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Carpathian Psychonaut wrote:Sorry to spoil the party but if you watch closely you'll see him reach his own hand to the watch at one point and swiftly put it in his own pocket as he realised there was a chance it could get pilfered by a tea-leaf (so to speak)
are you saying that there was a spark of inteligence there?...did GWB actually understand the situation and react in a normal way before his watch was stolen?...


that's pushing the boundaries if you don't mind me saying :wink: :lol:
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Andie wrote:
Carpathian Psychonaut wrote:Sorry to spoil the party but if you watch closely you'll see him reach his own hand to the watch at one point and swiftly put it in his own pocket as he realised there was a chance it could get pilfered by a tea-leaf (so to speak)
are you saying that there was a spark of inteligence there?...did GWB actually understand the situation and react in a normal way before his watch was stolen?...


that's pushing the boundaries if you don't mind me saying :wink: :lol:
Maybe GWB will put it on e bay then :innocent:
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some youtube user wrote:I SAW IT! The watch was NOT stolen. If you see it carefully Bush gives it to the small orphan child down to the left, because the child told him; Thank you for bringing democracy and human rights! Bush answers to him: Alexander the Great was Albanian! and gives the watch!..I can read lips, I saw it!
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From the fabulous xkcd.
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markfiend wrote:Image

From the fabulous xkcd.
The scary thing is, the real ones are worse still :urff:
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.....but in Albania there isn't petroil....
.....then what's GWB plan?
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markfiend wrote:Image

From the fabulous xkcd.
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psichonaut wrote:.....but in Albania there isn't petroil....
.....then what's GWB plan?
LOL! :lol: :notworthy:
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SINsister wrote:
psichonaut wrote:.....but in Albania there isn't petroil....
.....then what's GWB plan?
LOL! :lol: :notworthy:
now i know what he wants
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in albania is better than in amsterdam
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psichonaut wrote:Image
in albania is better than in amsterdam
Don't let Planet Dave know that! :lol:
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boudicca wrote:
psichonaut wrote:Image
in albania is better than in amsterdam
Don't let Planet Dave know that! :lol:
i thought he knew that
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