Blast's birthday thread.

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Barman Blast's birthday will soon be here, and seeing as he was a bit down talking about it last weekend , I thought I'd try and find something to cheer him up.

What about this?

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In this case modelled by a real Doctor.

any thought or suggestions welcome.
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Sadly my boobs are too small for Mr. Blast's requirements...

Some should be send to him but that's for you boys do arrange, knowing the ladies nearer to him.

Anything kinky just shout & I'll go buy! 8)
Anything special you wanting James? Drop me a PM :wink:
Don't forget details like sizes and whatnot...

:notworthy: To Pat ~ what a lovely idea for a thread!

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:lol: :notworthy: ....I will have a look into this thread after the weekend.
I wonder what the HL people come up with. :lol:

Nice one Pat!
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Just safe enuff fer work, I hope ;)

Otherwise, do yer job, Mods! ;D

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It doesn't get much better than this :

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Surprisingly enough, when I googled "Faster pussycat, kill ! kill !", I also got this :

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and this :

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:urff:
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eotunun wrote:Thisss is a difficult question, I have to think about it!
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:lol: :notworthy:
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@Jam-Lout :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :lol:

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Badlander wrote:It doesn't get much better than this :

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:twisted:

Surprisingly enough, when I googled "Faster pussycat, kill ! kill !", I also got this :

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and this :

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:urff:
1. I'd be a helluva lot older now, but sometimes I wish that I'd been around in that era - I might've gotten somewhere in films/TV/modeling, myself (the women in Faster, Pussycat are almost assuredly considered "fat" by today's standards; no one's hiring pinup-types, anymore, sadly)...

3. HA! I remember them - good grief.
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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@ Zuma&Big Si: I wish I could invite you to watch the movie in my head. I´m sure you´d enjoy the show. :D
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Mmmm.
Had to think about this & then it came to me
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Now I know he likes this, er under-arm insulation, forestation etc.. :wink:
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P-U. :urff:
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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:lol: :lol:

I could have put the dear prudence still up. That's even better :lol:
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I don't know what to say!
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James Blast wrote:I don't know what to say!
Say naught. ;)

Jist sit back and enjoy the puppet show! ;D

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Wise words mate! :lol:
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James Blast wrote:I don't know what to say!
How about "Buttress"? :wink:

***WARNING NSFW***
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Big Si wrote:
James Blast wrote:I don't know what to say!
How about "Buttress"? :wink:
This being a composed word fra both BUTT and MISTRESS, this cannot be bad! ;D

didnae e'en click the linky ;)

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Big Si wrote:
James Blast wrote:I don't know what to say!
How about "Buttress"? :wink:

***WARNING NSFW***
FANTASTIC! :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:
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The simplest quotes are the best:

"the world should be full of boobs"


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not sure what Pat was on last weekend, but the Blast birthday is not for ages....unless he has two like the Queen? :lol:
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Zuma wrote:not sure what Pat was on last weekend, but the Blast birthday is not for ages....
this is true, but thanks for the mamaries ;D
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LMAO! :lol:

Woo-hoo! A woman whose boobies make mine seem small! ;D :oops: :innocent:

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I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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