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they're feckin' cats, that's what's wrong with them!
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Thank you mr blast... The cats just don't like being moved. One of them is doing his nut if he can't see or hear us. Bless.
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stab him, case solved ;D
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Poor kittehs. :(
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my erse! :evil:
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Now now JB.
What's wrong with pussies huh? :)
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they're complete and utter furry wee bastards!

how's that Steve? ;D
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Ya fud!
My Millhouse is.....erm.....a...complete.....and...utter....furry......wee.....bastard (ahem)

But he's lovely.

Couldn't eat a whole one though :lol:
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thank you


my case rests, M'Lud! ;D
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But in my final examination (or whatever the fcuk these stupid wiggy people say).
Do you not find that cats are very cute (albeit a tad lazy) & are actually not bastards at all?

Mmm?
Mmm?

They're fecking ace things....in fact!

:D ;D ;D ;D
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no.
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James Blast wrote:no.
You´re just jealous.. :|
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Good argument, well put.

I rescued a moggy a year or so ago & called him Millhouse & he is absolutely wonderful.
He loves pizza (well, the crusts anyway) & always puts a smile on my face.
He is not really a bastard (unless he wakes me at 4am :evil: ) & he says hello to you JB.
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(well "meow anyway")
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eotunun wrote:
James Blast wrote:no.
You´re just jealous.. :|
I will not click it Jumlaut, I am in a grim mood tonight and I don't want any feline malarky! :|
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James Blast wrote:
eotunun wrote:
James Blast wrote:no.
You´re just jealous.. :|
I will not click it Jumlaut, I am in a grim mood tonight and I don't want any feline malarky! :|
:eek: Oh, but James, I can guarantee that you'd truly appreciate at least part of the image... :lol: :twisted: :oops:

One of my favorite sites has a whole section devoted to just that, incidentally. Poor James... :wink:
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James Blast wrote:they're complete and utter furry wee bastards!
...and your point?! :lol: They're *still* adorable.

I mean, most men are b@stards, and I still think that some of them are adorable, from time to time (ok, more like once in a blue moon, or maybe on the occasion that hell freezes over, but still)... :lol: :lol: :lol: :P
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We have a dishwasher plumbed in! Life is better. And cats only scared by drilling, today.
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emilystrange wrote:We have a dishwasher plumbed in! Life is better. And cats only scared by drilling, today.
Put the Cats in the dishwasher 'till the drilling's finished.
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I have a dishwasher, it's called Me :|
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Oh I have one like that too...
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:eek: bet you met your neighbours the next day....
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Infact I think Dominion was Von's best video. Very good to see him in another kind of clothing for a change!
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James Blast wrote:I have a dishwasher, it's called Me :|
Ditto. Meh. :|
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