Stir crazy...

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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JansenClone
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Had a biggish cyst (10cm x 5cm) cut out of my knee on Monday (at the second attempt) and I've been stuck inside ever since acting pathetic. Time to head out I think in the general direction of the pub. Look out Kirkstall, I'm coming...


albeit very slowly on crutches... :wink:
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Great Avatar Jansen!!
Get Pissed and Destroy but mind your knee :)
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Ooh, did you watch them chop it out, Michael? :D :P :twisted:

Enjoy your afternoon anaesthetic, matey. 8)
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Eek sounds painful
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Keep safe Michael and heal real soon. :D
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Planet Dave wrote:Ooh, did you watch them chop it out, Michael? :D :P :twisted:

Enjoy your afternoon anaesthetic, matey. 8)
Never mind that...did you get to take it home in a jam jar?

Something that size should quite rightly be displayed with pride on the mantlepiece ;D
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DerekR wrote:
Planet Dave wrote:Ooh, did you watch them chop it out, Michael? :D :P :twisted:

Enjoy your afternoon anaesthetic, matey. 8)
Never mind that...did you get to take it home in a jam jar?

Something that size should quite rightly be displayed with pride on the mantlepiece ;D
In a jam jar? Why, is there a fear it might get out and go on the rampage? :twisted:
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Planet Dave wrote:
DerekR wrote:
Planet Dave wrote:Ooh, did you watch them chop it out, Michael? :D :P :twisted:

Enjoy your afternoon anaesthetic, matey. 8)
Never mind that...did you get to take it home in a jam jar?

Something that size should quite rightly be displayed with pride on the mantlepiece ;D
In a jam jar? Why, is there a fear it might get out and go on the rampage? :twisted:

nah...ye have to keep the lump in formaldehyde so it still looks the buisness when ye take it out to show folks :eek: :innocent: :lol:
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Crumbs! Drop us a line next week mate, we'll get the beers in and you can tell me medical horror stories. :D
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I love hospital! - FACT!
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Love the "second attempt"... :lol: :eek: :urff:

I can just see a few lads with a crowbar: "hang on there, one more go, now: HEAVE!"
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drink has been taken, yeah Michael or wrong thread? Image
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