Happy Bidet the Zedman rev.2.0

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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James Blast
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now that we're back, I'd like to wish ma Big Wee Bro an happy bidet, again

ye ken the drill Zed :D
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Thanks! :D :notworthy:

I've seen a couple of post whilst sneaking on at my holiday job yesterday but didn't have the time to thank at the time. And thanks for the texts too people :D

But now I have, though it's probably not very fashionable to answer as second poster on a thread like this :lol:

Nice food and wine has been had, and I'm not at all unhappy with the prezzie I got either. I'm now speaking to you via a wireless connection 8)

Love every single one of you! :kiss:
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James Blast
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seems nobody likes you Zed, get over it Dude, I ken what an objectionable young man you are with your loud clothing and extreme height :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Now that's just crazy talk. :D

Says he as he desperately tries to think of a VdGG-related birthday pun...
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Zeupt oe aage ing deuh verennewaase!

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Oh happy belated birthday wishes Z! :notworthy: :kiss: :notworthy:

We'll see you in Leeds! :D
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av a gooden!
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Hope you had a good one Z.! :D :notworthy:
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What them lot here said and a few more... again! Geteleviseerd!!! ;)
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Happy Birthday ZENO!!!!, all the very best :notworthy: :innocent:
Last edited by scotty on 10 Jul 2007, 22:47, edited 2 times in total.
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I guess with the pish and destroy thingy people did not mean
your own face Z. :innocent: :wink:
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You are the really tall one with the orange t-shirt , right ?
Happy birthday :D
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Edited: Guess no one saw it mate... :wink:
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Ozpat wrote:Keef? :eek:

Just edit it back to the original....
What I meant with this post is that Z injured his face a slight bit
after a get pished and destroy pré birthday party....

One HBD a year is enough for me.... :wink:
:oops: ...............where's mah Birthday Thread ya Basturds? :twisted:
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Elise wrote:You are the really tall one with the orange t-shirt , right ?
Happy birthday :D
That's the one.....He still remembers his country of birth.... :D
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Extreme height?! Pffft. You're all just jealous of those of us here who're vertically superior, is all... :P :twisted:
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Happy Birthday Zeno - You're a good 'un. :wink:
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Arra best Zeno.
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heppie heppie zeno. having birthday every 2 days will make you an old man soon :lol: :lol: :lol: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:
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:eek: Now that was a short year! And now I late..

As said before, I hope you had a ImageImageImage one, and now the order is "Happy new year!"
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Happy birthday... again. Image
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you keep on partying my man :D :notworthy:

Best wishes and all that!
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More thanks to everyone :D :notworthy:

Seems I missed yet another bit of my own birthday thread? :lol:
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my late b-day wishes! :)
(just arrived back from West Europe yesterday and since I had to travel in a car, I wasn't able to do anything but sleeping before today)
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A belated holiday-delayed happy birthday from me too. 8)
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