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How proud I am to hear that my alma mater is offering this degree. Stay tuned - Leeds University is shortly to offer PhD'ee bah goom courses...
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And that's the moment that doctor Blast! turns into professor Blast!..
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This is a friggin' joke, right?

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EvilBastard wrote:Stay tuned - Leeds University is shortly to offer PhD'ee bah goom courses...
It's Leeds Metropolitan Uni... :roll: :P :innocent:
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Badlander wrote:
EvilBastard wrote:Stay tuned - Leeds University is shortly to offer PhD'ee bah goom courses...
It's Leeds Metropolitan Uni... :roll: :P :innocent:
Maybe we can all rock up with cans of Tetley's & enroll on the school's out w/e
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Frikin', frakin' nonsense............
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Badlander wrote:
EvilBastard wrote:Stay tuned - Leeds University is shortly to offer PhD'ee bah goom courses...
It's Leeds Metropolitan Uni... :roll: :P :innocent:
Nay lad - t'polyteknik's offerin' t'BA, cept we're not allowed to call it polyteknik any moah, thanks to t'classless society, so it's a "metropolitan university". But the proper varsity, tha knows, t'one wit' great big white tower sticking out of it, be offerin' t'doctorates.
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EvilBastard wrote:
Badlander wrote:
EvilBastard wrote:Stay tuned - Leeds University is shortly to offer PhD'ee bah goom courses...
It's Leeds Metropolitan Uni... :roll: :P :innocent:
Nay lad - t'polyteknik's offerin' t'BA, cept we're not allowed to call it polyteknik any moah, thanks to t'classless society, so it's a "metropolitan university". But the proper varsity, tha knows, t'one wit' great big white tower sticking out of it, be offerin' t'doctorates.
Your spell checker must love you :lol:
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Pista wrote:
EvilBastard wrote:
Badlander wrote: It's Leeds Metropolitan Uni... :roll: :P :innocent:
Nay lad - t'polyteknik's offerin' t'BA, cept we're not allowed to call it polyteknik any moah, thanks to t'classless society, so it's a "metropolitan university". But the proper varsity, tha knows, t'one wit' great big white tower sticking out of it, be offerin' t'doctorates.
Your spell checker must love you :lol:
It's ok, I use a variant of THIS...
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ROFL! :lol: That's awesome! ;D
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On the original topic, (not that the others are not amusing) - this is utter tosh and any of us that pay tax are funding it....
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EvilBastard wrote: It's ok, I use a variant of THIS...
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EvilBastard wrote:
It's ok, I use a variant of THIS...
That will be a new keyboard then! Just spat coffee all over it !!
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Tha cant polish a turd!

Do I get my certificate now?
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