Boudicca's Treasures Revealed!!!

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Ramone
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Channel Five 8pm July 17th 2007





[/u][/i]( There was an amusing post here earlier that connected the above mentioned television show and a certain female Scottish lady of similar name - This post has since been removed and deleted by myself to spare her any shame and embarrassment on advisement from my lawyers and Mrs Emily Strange, who I'd like to take this moment to thank for her guidance on the situation)


But FCUK me it was damn funny I thought :twisted:
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I must see this!!!!
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you're frightening me now Ramone :eek: :lol:
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i'd run before she sees this, if i were you...
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I've erm.. 'fully edited' the above post for my own safety and well being; as advised :eek:

"There's nothing to see here... " Officer Barbrady, South park Police Department.
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Ramone wrote:I've erm.. cut and run, as advised :eek:
erm....

Boooeee, I wanted to see what would have happened :twisted: :lol:
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Aye, ya wimp! :lol:
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To be honest..the post sort of wrote itself..just join the dots... Boudicca... Treasures...revealed !!


Now add my admiration for all things orb like and hey presto..law suit and a good kicking a coming my way from a very irate and beautiful Scottish lady and her band of merry chums
:D

he he he
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Ramone wrote:To be honest..the post sort of wrote itself..just join the dots... Boudicca... Treasures...revealed !!


Now add my admiration for all things orb like and hey presto..law suit and a good kicking a coming my way from a very irate Scottish lady and her band of merry chums
:D

he he he
...and perhaps even by her other half, who probably towers over the likes of you, good sir... ;) :twisted:
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'orb' is not an adjective I'd ever associate with Claire

... gimme hell?........ nah :lol:
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Well if she ever needs her toilet cistern repaired, I guess she'll know who to call on.
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Jesus christ Ramone, has anyone ever told you, you come across as a horny school boy? :twisted:

Now please fill me in on what I missed briefly...
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James Blast wrote:'orb' is not an adjective I'd ever associate with Claire
Indeed. I hate to break it to you, Ramone, but I have really small tits.
30 AA bras are baggy on me, I s**t you not.
Now maybe your throbbing... um, heart.... will be calm.

I only reveal my modest "treasures" to one lucky gentleman of refined taste, so...
christophe wrote:I must see this!
...why watch it on the telly when you have the real thing? :innocent: :twisted: :lol: :kiss:
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matron!
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Well, let's cut to the chase, you know? I've tried subtlety, he still seems to think I'm the buxom dolly-bird of his dreams when the reality is I make Kate Moss look like Marylin Monroe :lol:
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Wish I could say the same for myself... :|

<--*Jealous*! :P :kiss:
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boudicca wrote:
christophe wrote:I must see this!
...why watch it on the telly when you have the real thing? :innocent: :twisted: :lol: :kiss:
See how polite I've been throughout? I didn't say a word... ;) :innocent:
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boudicca wrote:
christophe wrote:I must see this!
...why watch it on the telly when you have the real thing? :innocent: :twisted: :lol: :kiss:
Actually I wanted to see you kick his ass :twisted:
And btw, I know the real thing is always better as what they show on the telly :wink:
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@ Ramone - my pleasure. please note that i charge in jaffa cakes.
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can I talk about big boobies now?
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Blech. Must you? :urff: :roll: ;)
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Dark wrote:Please don't
Hmm. Well, there's my bubble burst, then... :lol: ;) :P
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I'M ALL EARS JAMES :D
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Uh-oh.

:twisted:


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