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Am I imaging it or did somebody run a fantasy football thing on here some time ago? Anybody planning on doing one?

I'd offer to do one but I haven't got a clue how to automate such things. :urff:
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I think it was Richie who organised it, but I may be wrong. Johhny Boy and Ez were in on it, you could ask them puppies. 8)
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can't get into them from work, but these are two of the best

the original, easy to run and proper squad rotation system with two week look ahead transfer window. The one richie employed -

www.classic.fantasyleague.com/

the one i'll be in again at work, only a team selection and manual substitution, harder to maintain but maybe more skill in scoring points

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/portal/main. ... rgetRule=0

none of the leagues are much fun unless there is a decent number of people, so i'd suggest you get a gauge of interest before working too hard

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I use this one;

http://fantasy.premierleague.com/

It has the bonus of being free to enter...
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paint it black wrote: none of the leagues are much fun unless there is a decent number of people, so i'd suggest you get a gauge of interest before working too hard

1. Hom_Corleone
2. P.I.B
Nice one PiB. :D we'll wait see if anybody is interested then.
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limur wrote:I use this one;

http://fantasy.premierleague.com/

It has the bonus of being free to enter...
yeah - thats the one I usually play too, but happy to join other HLers in a league elsewhere.
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SomeKindOfStranger wrote:
limur wrote:I use this one;

http://fantasy.premierleague.com/

It has the bonus of being free to enter...
yeah - thats the one I usually play too, but happy to join other HLers in a league elsewhere.
So thats 3 of us then? ;D
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Shall we give this a go then?

I have set-up a league here: (as its free)

http://fantasy.premierleague.com

Register and select your team, then look for the mini-league 'MyHeartland'
Code to join this league is: 294034-59892

Rules are fairly straightforward - pick a squad (including subs) and nominate a captain (who scores double). Theres a whole breakdown of the points system in there, but on the whole go for keepers+defenders likley to keep clean sheets and any players who can score a few.

Each week you pick a starting 11 and prioritise your subs - if any of the first 11 dont play for any reason, subs are bought on in the order specified.

The rules section on the site is very thorough.

Good Luck....

(and if there is enough interest, would be happy to play in a 'pay to play' game too!)
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I'm in. :D

Can someone make a decision as to where the HL (Heartland League) will be? HC/SKOS?

And, as none of us will be 'the special one' and actually win any of the prizes on offer at whichever Fantasy League we participate in, I propose we all bung in a fiver for the Heartland League and the Campione takes it all. Money to be held by whoever the organiser is.

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Hom_Corleone wrote:Am I imaging it or did somebody run a fantasy football thing on here some time ago? Anybody planning on doing one?

I'd offer to do one but I haven't got a clue how to automate such things. :urff:
Damn, you guys had me all excited.
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I thought you meant real Football!!! :twisted:
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They did. ;D

Like, REAL football, where folks don't have to wear about 450 pounds of padding in case they scwatch their pinkie. ;D
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mh wrote:They did. ;D

Like, REAL football, where folks don't have to wear about 450 pounds of padding in case they scwatch their pinkie. ;D
:lol:

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He scwatched his pinkie....... :lol:
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Bah. This gentleman could have any of them for breakfast any day of the week.

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mh wrote:Bah. This gentleman could have any of them for breakfast any day of the week.

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:lol: The only way he would have 58 for breakfest is if your guy in green was the waiter........ :roll: :lol:

go here to see 58 in action > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNetYOTQrA :twisted:
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9while9 wrote:go here to see 58 in action > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNetYOTQrA :twisted:
Bag of mickeys.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vF0xeo5uZmw
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Hahaha! No sh1t. And I'd like to see American football players try playing without all of their pads - i.e., rugby. Pffffft.
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mh wrote:
9while9 wrote:go here to see 58 in action > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNetYOTQrA :twisted:
Bag of mickeys.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vF0xeo5uZmw
:lol: Pish... :lol: These two hit harder than your boy > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgA41LwcFV0

edit: My grandma played rugby....... :roll:
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9while9 wrote:My grandma played rugby....... :roll:
Well, that would account for a lot of things...
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Thanks for setting that up SKOS.
I'm off to have a gander now.

@ John - I have no objections to being the treasurer unless SKOS does?

Anybody else in?
Limur?
Ravey?

:D
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Hom_Corleone wrote:Anybody else in?
limur?
I'm miles ahead of you and already there... :D
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limur wrote:
Hom_Corleone wrote:Anybody else in?
limur?
I'm miles ahead of you and already there... :D
Good stuff. :D I look forward to seeing Giles Barnes - marshalling the centre of the park for your team. :wink:
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Hom_Corleone wrote:I look forward to seeing Giles Barnes - marshalling the centre of the park for your team. :wink:
Not likely, he's out for at least the first three games... :roll:
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