FANTASY FOOTBALL

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Christ! :eek: I'm glad I finished breakfast *before* reading this! :urff:
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Think yourself lucky. I saw a news item on TV about this guy this morning before my breakfast :urff: :lol:
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I'll see your tooth in the head and raise you an amputation. :twisted:
This little anecdote happened during the course of one game.

"The archetypal anecdote about Ronnie Lott recounts the time, late in the 1985 season, when doctors recommended surgery to repair the tip of his left pinky finger. The 49ers' star defensive back didn't want to miss any playing time in recuperation, so he chose a simpler procedure. He had the finger amputated above the third knuckle. He didn't miss a down. "

http://www.nfl.com/insider/story/5853695
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Well, I doubt football players are routinely mistaken for intellectuals, eh? :roll:
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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SINsister wrote:Well, I doubt football players are routinely mistaken for intellectuals, eh? :roll:
Not as much as Rugby Rocket Scientists :lol: > http://www.news24.com/News24/Columnists ... 08,00.html
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My dad's an engineer.

...and you are..?
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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a .....


I will be good... I will be good... I will be good... I will be good... I will be good...
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SINsister wrote:My dad's an engineer.

...and you are..?
Very successful in my field, thank you.
With my own business. :D

The post above was a comparison between two sports and NOT
an assault on your father's intelligence.
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James Blast wrote:I will be good... I will be good... I will be good... I will be good... I will be good...
:eek: But *why*?! :lol: :twisted:
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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SINsister wrote::eek: But *why*?! :lol: :twisted:
it's too easy to make Ugly Amerikans weep ;D
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James Blast wrote:a .....


I am a... I am a... I am a... I am a... I Fat Floppy Ear'd Git...

NEXT
:innocent:
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I wish Loki was here and sorry Iris, I didn't know this one would accept that teaching post in Australia :|
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*were.

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James Blast wrote:I wish Loki was here
Who's Loki??? > http://www.leaderslair.com/marvelvillains/loki.jpg
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Dark wrote:*were.

Subjunctive is your friend.
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9while9 wrote:I am a... I am a... I am a... I am a... I Fat Floppy Ear'd Git...
At least you're honest. ;D
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Dark wrote:*were.

Subjunctive is your friend.
Watch it, toots - that's *my* job. ;) :P
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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SINsister wrote:I am a... I am a... I am a... I am a... I am a Tall Floppy Ear'd Git...

;D :innocent:
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My ears are far from floppy. Actually, they're more than a little elfin. ;D \m/
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Hom_Corleone wrote:Thanks for setting that up SKOS.
I'm off to have a gander now.

@ John - I have no objections to being the treasurer unless SKOS does?

Anybody else in?
Limur?
Ravey?

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no objections - lets see how many sign up and then sort it out from there.
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SINsister wrote:My ears are far from floppy. Actually, they're more than a little elfin. ;D \m/
I see.......
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only 2 teams signed up in the myheartland league so far:
Blessed Deviants
LiveMusicReview

no more takers?
Go on....you know you want to.....
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SomeKindOfStranger wrote:only 2 teams signed up in the myheartland league so far:
Blessed Deviants
LiveMusicReview

no more takers?
Go on....you know you want to.....
I haven't had chance to get on there yet.
I shall do tonight. Cheers.

James - You are forgiven. :wink:
We forgive as we forget
As the day is long.
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9while9 wrote:
SINsister wrote:My ears are far from floppy. Actually, they're more than a little elfin. ;D \m/
I see.......
Nah. More like this, actually:

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;D
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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