The personality defect test

[9while9]

I spent far too long filling in this fcukin test and then at the end whenit came to making up a name, I tried 5 times but still couldnt progress so I got the fcukin ar5e and went out and shot a load of strangers in a wanto drive by!
BAH!

Try some decafe........

[Brideoffrankenstein]

Erm...... "Me", apparantly!

You are the Brute! You are introverted, arrogant, brutal, and more intuitive than rational. Like a big, dumb animal, you are driven by your emotions more than your reason, and as a result of the fact that you care very little for the feelings of others, you tend to be rather selfish. You also possibly fling your own poo. Because of your selfishness, you also tend to be a bit arrogant, seeing yourself as big or strong or smart or always correct. This makes you a stubborn, irrational, emotion-driven brute. King Kong best represents the gorilla-version of your personality. Emotional, introverted (King Kong was isolated on his own island, after all), brutal, and arrogant (proud to be the largest ape on Earth!), Kong would probably get along very well with you, seeing as how you share many of the same traits. Aside from, you know, all the fur. You probably keep to yourself and take great pleasure in watching fat people fall down stairs. (But who doesn't, really?) You probably also have dreams of becoming famous or well-known, but this most likely won't happen because your introversion limits your Hollywood connections. Being introverted, ape-like, and arrogant isn't so bad, though. It beats being dead. So your personality defect is simply that you act like a large, overgrown ape that thinks highly of itself whilst brutalizing buxom blondes. Or something.

Try to stay off of buildings.


To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Hand-Raiser.

[6FeetOver]

@ BoF: are you sure you didn't accidentally get your results mixed up with the orangeman's?!

[Brideoffrankenstein]

@ BoF: are you sure you didn't accidentally get your results mixed up with the orangeman's?!

I didn't think I was that awful!

(though he has been quite nice to me)

[Thea]

Hippie
You are 14% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.


Bloody hell!

[9while9]

@ BoF: are you sure you didn't accidentally get your results mixed up with the orangeman's?!

I'm not "introverted" you arse....

[9while9]

@ BoF: are you sure you didn't accidentally get your results mixed up with the orangeman's?!

I didn't think I was that awful!

(though he has been quite nice to me)

And thank you Miss for the kind words.....

[lazarus corporation]

I'm a sociopath, it seems. Hmm.

[eotunun]

You are 85% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 28% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.

I'm the arsehole-kid. Surprised, anyone?

[streamline]

not just me then!

But I knew first!

[eotunun]

I had that weird feeling through all those years..

[streamline]

Is that photo actually you??

[eotunun]

Nope. I never was as orderly dressed and I never was as slim.
They forgot adding the chaotic aspect. I probably would have ended up as something slightly cooler..

[6FeetOver]

'm not "introverted" you arse....

From Merriam-Webster:

"introversion
One entry found for introversion.
Main Entry: in·tro·ver·sion
Pronunciation: "in-tr&-'v&r-zh&n, -sh&n
Function: noun
Etymology: intro- + -version (as in diversion)
1 : the act of introverting : the state of being introverted
2 : the state of or tendency toward being wholly or predominantly concerned with and interested in one's own mental life
- in·tro·ver·sive /-'v&r-siv, -ziv/ adjective
- in·tro·ver·sive·ly adverb"


I have to hand it to you, dude, you're definitely one honest chap!

[9while9]

'm not "introverted" you arse....

From Merriam-Webster:

"introversion
One entry found for introversion.
Main Entry: in·tro·ver·sion
Pronunciation: "in-tr&-'v&r-zh&n, -sh&n
Function: noun
Etymology: intro- + -version (as in diversion)
1 : the act of introverting : the state of being introverted
2 : the state of or tendency toward being wholly or predominantly concerned with and interested in one's own mental life
- in·tro·ver·sive /-'v&r-siv, -ziv/ adjective
- in·tro·ver·sive·ly adverb"


I have to hand it to you, dude, you're definitely one honest chap!

Gee, that would be like when someone posts and makes no reference to you, but somehow assuming that the post is about
or directed toward you. ....

Sound like anyone near to you......

But I am honest, to a fault..

[Big Si]

Sinnie, ah'll say eet again, jist shoot dat pissa chit

[Big Si]

Back on topic -

You are the Spiteful Loner, the personality type that is most likely to go on a shooting rampage. In high school, you were probably that kid who wore all black and who sat alone in a corner of the lunch room, drawing pictures of dead babies. You are a rational person and tend to hold emotions in very low-esteem; not only that, but you are also rather introverted, meaning you probably bury any emotions you feel deep inside yourself, like all of the bodies in your backyard. Combine these traits with your dislike of others and your brutality, and it seems that you would be quite likely to shoot innocent people in a rampage. Most likely, you also have low self-esteem. Hell, I get low self-esteem just looking at you. This is only yet one more incentive to go on a shooting rampage, because you wouldn't care if you died as a result. Granted, you probably haven't gone on a shooting rampage and probably never will, but all the motivations are there. All you need is for someone to push you over the edge, calling you names and belittling you. Like me. But don't shoot me. I have a 101 mile-long knife, you know. In conclusion, your personality is defective because you are too introverted, brutal, insecure, and rather unemotional. No wonder no one hangs around you, you morbid, cold-hearted freak!

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

Well, people at work call me "RoboCollector" and a Debtor actually asked me the other day if I was a robot Needless to say, I advised him to settle his account and he paid up in full

[nowayjose]

I spent far too long filling in this fcukin test and then at the end whenit came to making up a name, I tried 5 times but still couldnt progress so I got the fcukin ar5e and went out and shot a load of strangers in a drive by!
BAH!

You gave up after only 5 times? Wimp!

It took a while until it accepted the completely random data I fed it (for email-address, and so on), and had the insolence of accusing me several times of not being a human ("I'm not convinced you're human", here have another captch.a) But I prevailed. I almost wondered if it was part of the test...

However, a Haughty Intellectual never succumbs to a dumb machine, after all.

The compatibilities are funny:

Your exact opposite is the Schoolyard Bully. (Bullies like to beat up nerds, after all.)
Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Braggart, the Hand-Raiser, and the Robot.

So... anyone of the latter kind around, preferrably female, two-legged and with low standards? I don't mind a little bragging, hand-raising or having to do regular oiling (for maintenance purposes, of course).

[canon docre]

Sorry nowayjose, I have two legs but unfortunately I'm a sociopath.

You are 85% Rational, 28% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant. Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Hippie.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Spiteful Loner, the Smartass, and the Capitalist Pig.

I'm actually quite interested in meeting the capitalist pig.
Anybody out there?

[mh]

Hippie
You are 14% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.


Bloody hell!

Woooof, I aint the only one at least.

It's actually scarily accurate, cos I am majorly extrovert, to the extent that I can do folks heads in...

[6FeetOver]

Uh-oh. I'll be sure to steer clear of *you* then, sir...

[6FeetOver]

@ the good Prof. Doomeh: btw, you're going to be hanging with all of us for the HL weekend, *right*?!

[bushman*pm]

I spent far too long filling in this fcukin test and then at the end whenit came to making up a name, I tried 5 times but still couldnt progress so I got the fcukin ar5e and went out and shot a load of strangers in a wanton drive by!
BAH!

Try some decafe........

FCUK the decaf, I've had my fave nicotene, caffene and gasoline, tried 20 more times and ended up with this:
Your Score: Sociopath
You are 71% Rational, 42% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.

You are the Sociopath! As a result of your cold, calculating rationality, your introversion (and ability to keep quiet), your brutality, and your arrogance, you would make a very cunning serial killer. You are confident and capable of social interaction, but you prefer the silence of dead bodies to the loud, twittering nitwits you normally encounter in your daily life. You care very little for the feelings of others, possibly because you are not a very emotional person. You are also very calculating and intelligent, making you a perfect criminal mastermind. Also, you are a very arrogant person, tending to see yourself as better than others, providing you with a strong ability to perceive others as weak little animals, so tiny and small. You take great pleasure in the misery of others, and there is nothing sweeter to you than the sweet glory of using someone else's shattered failure to project yourself to success. Except sugar. That just may be sweeter. In short, your personality defect is the fact that you could easily be a sociopath, because you are calculating, unemotional, brutal, and arrogant. Please don't kill me for writing mean things about you! I have a 101 mile-long knife! Don't make me use it!

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Hippie.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Spiteful Loner, the Smartass, and the Capitalist Pig.

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MUWAHAHA!!!

[robertzombie]

Bitch Slap

[Izzy HaveMercy]

You are the Emo Kid, best described as a quiet pussy! You tend to be an intuitive rather than a logical thinker, meaning you rely more on your feelings than your thoughts. Not only that, but you are introverted, gentle, and rather humble. You embody all the traits of the perfect emo kid. You are a push-over, an emotional thinker, gentle to the extent of absurdity, and so humble that it even makes Jesus puke. (And Jesus almost never pukes, being immortal and not requiring an act of puke to dispell toxins from his corporeal manifestation.) If you write poetry, you no doubt write angsty, syrupy lines about depression, sadness, and other such redundant states of emo-being that go something like this:

life is a spike / upon which i have impaled mysefl / f**k you dad

So, your personality is defective because you are too gentle, rather underconfident in yourself, decidely lacking in any rational thought, and also a bit too inhibited. Plus, your poetry really upsets your father.

I probably made you cry, didn't I? f**king Emo Kid.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Smartass.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hippie, the Televangelist, and the Starving Artist.

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If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.

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