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Mrs R
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This is a big hello to anyone who knows Derek R. Yes this is the infamous Mrs R mentioned in dispatches recently. My deepest apologies for keeping him away from you and I hope to meet some of you soon (especially a certain James Blast who Derek R always has a good word for).
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Mrs R wrote:This is a big hello to anyone who knows Derek R. Yes this is the infamous Mrs R mentioned in dispatches recently. My deepest apologies for keeping him away from you and I hope to meet some of you soon (especially a certain James Blast who Derek R always has a good word for).
:eek: Derek's Bird..........I mean Lady Friend?:

Hello :D

Have you met his Bean Bag? :innocent:

& he better have had a good word fer me :eek: & no' just Blast....he's a fuckin' Weegie & I grew up 6 miles fi Derek near Embra!!!

& welcome :notworthy:
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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scotty wrote:
Mrs R wrote:This is a big hello to anyone who knows Derek R. Yes this is the infamous Mrs R mentioned in dispatches recently. My deepest apologies for keeping him away from you and I hope to meet some of you soon (especially a certain James Blast who Derek R always has a good word for).
:eek: Derek's Bird..........I mean Lady Friend?:

Hello :D

Have you met his Bean Bag? :innocent:

& he better have had a good word fer me :eek: & no' just Blast....he's a fuckin' Weegie & I grew up 6 miles fi Derek near Embra!!!

& welcome :notworthy:
And what do you mean "Mrs R?, have we missed something??
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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A big hello from weebleland-mind say hello in August - howz the beanbag? :D


dammit Keith you beat me to a beanie joke :lol:
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welcome to what i like to refer to as the madhouse :twisted: :notworthy: :notworthy:
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welcome to what i like to refer to as the madhouse :twisted: :notworthy: :notworthy:
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see?
well, hello. do spill the beans... ;P
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Oh My Good God...she's only gawn and done it :eek:

Erm, welcome Mrs R :wink:
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scotty wrote: & he better have had a good word fer me :eek: & no' just Blast....he's a fuckin' Weegie & I grew up 6 miles fi Derek near Embra!!!
Relax Keith, she's been well warn......umm I mean told all about you :wink:
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After 15860 posts, that must be a first. :eek:
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DerekR wrote:
scotty wrote: & he better have had a good word fer me :eek: & no' just Blast....he's a fuckin' Weegie & I grew up 6 miles fi Derek near Embra!!!
Relax Keith, she's been well warn......umm I mean told all about you :wink:
:D ........... :oops:
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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Dark wrote:After 15860 posts, that must be a first. :eek:
*snork*
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welcome mrs. :)
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well yeah, a Big Blast! welcome :D

Derek really is one of the nicest guys I ken - FACT!

proud tae caw him a mate I am :notworthy:

he also has guid taste in wimmin :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Welcome to the zoo, Mrs. R! Some of the inhabitants fling poo, so please be careful... ;D
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Welcome to Heartland Mrs R. :D

See you in 2 weeks 8)
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G'day Mrs R
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Allo :D
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Howdy there! Look forward to meeting you! :D
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A hello thread that is still not derailed??
How on earth did that happen?
Wotcha Mrs R
:D :D
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Good morning Mrs R. Enjoy your stay, but don't trust the room service!
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Hi.
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Hello and welcome!
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Hello! Enjoy... :D
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