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Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Now we know what he does in his spare time.

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"Metal detectorists David and Andrew Whelan, who uncovered the treasures, said the find was a "thing of dreams". (Ed note: Shouldn't that be "Theatre Of Dreams ..?)

The pair, from Leeds, said the hoard was worth about £750,000 as a conservative estimate."

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the nice unbiased people from the bbc wrote:We were astonished when we finally discovered what it contained."
So Dave now has the only complete version of SSV!!

Planet Dave is 21 and has been a fan of The Sisters of Mercy since half past three on the 3rd day of September AD83.
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It will be stunning when it is fully conserved."
What does that mean?
They making Jam out of it or something?
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Pista wrote:
It will be stunning when it is fully conserved."
What does that mean?
They making Jam out of it or something?
That'll be mongberry jam then ;D
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:eek: :lol:

What with being a metal detecterist, and owning Wigan Football Club, not to mention the odd round of competitive golf, it's a wonder I have any time to make jam, or get off me nut.

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:eek: Awesome story!














...but it's no Sutton Hoo. Pfffffffft. :von:
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What, do you sit around doing google searches on HL members' names, John? :P :lol:
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markfiend wrote:What, do you sit around doing google searches on HL members' names, John? :P :lol:
it's gotta beat working...... :urff:
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I saw the afore mentioned Mr. Whelan on the news last night and there is an uncanny likeness. :lol:
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But can he boast having his own planet? ;D
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I think it was supposed to be "plant" but he made a slight typo when he registered :lol: :lol:
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From memory it stemmed from the JW gig in 2005 when Ravey turned up at the pub approx 3pm ...

Dave: "Hello Johnny!"
John: (notes wild grin and dilated pupils) "Fcuk me! You're already on Planet Dave ..."
Dave: (muses) "Hey! I like that. 'Planet Dave.' I'm gonna change my Heartland user name!"

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markfiend wrote:What, do you sit around doing google searches on HL members' names, John? :P :lol:
Not really but you've been hiding your light under a bushel as well! :lol:
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I think Dave was in interstellar space by later that evening...

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Johnny Rev 7.0 wrote:
markfiend wrote:What, do you sit around doing google searches on HL members' names, John? :P :lol:
Not really but you've been hiding your light under a bushel as well! :lol:
:lol: yes, I know about that one.
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markfiend wrote:I think Dave was in interstellar space by later that evening...

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Do you need tan lines to get to Planet Dave??
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In Hungary it's called a gypsy's t shirt :lol:
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:lol:

In England its what happens when you play cricket every chuffin Saturday in summertime. Still, its a small price to pay for being able to maim folk (and be maimed, natch).

@ Mr Mernor - yep, that's pretty much how I remember it - can't have been that bad if the memory was still intact :wink: We'd gone in earlier, you and Ania had nobbed off somewhere, so we had a pint then went for a sitdown on Hamburger Hill and awaited your return. Happy Days. :von: :notworthy:
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You playing on the 4th?
Haven't been to a cricket match in yonks.
Used to play for a village team dahn sarf y'know.
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Yeah I am as it happens. Like I'd tell you lot where!
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Oh go on.
We won't throw stuff (well I won't)
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Pista wrote:In Hungary it's called a gypsy's t shirt :lol:
Here, it's known as a farmer's tan. ;D
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streamline wrote:Do you need tan lines to get to Planet Dave??
I should hope not! That's me right out, then. :| :lol:
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SINsister wrote:
streamline wrote:Do you need tan lines to get to Planet Dave??
I should hope not! That's me right out, then. :| :lol:
Ooh sh1t, sorry Erika, I forgot to mention.... :innocent: :lol:
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Planet Dave wrote:
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streamline wrote:Do you need tan lines to get to Planet Dave??
I should hope not! That's me right out, then. :| :lol:
Ooh sh1t, sorry Erika, I forgot to mention.... :innocent: :lol:
Yeah, alas. I avoid the sun like the plague, and when I need to be out in it for any length of time, it's SPF 50 sunscreen on all exposed skin. Hey, I like my wrinkle- and fine line-free pale yaller complexion, hahahaha! I reflect, ffs! :lol: :P
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