Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
Please note that the artist was more than a bit generous with the hair length and...erm...some other areas (:oops:)... But it's pretty close.
I'm afraid you're gonna have to post a real-life photo of you stirring a cauldron so we can be extra sure that it is in fact you wearing those clothes as well...
I don't own such attire anymore, sadly...but perhaps someone can find me a cauldron within the next couple of weeks, so that I can re-enact the scene (to some extent, anyway) at Planet Dave's..?
All right - who's going in the pot first, then? Yum.
For that bit of nastiness, you've just volunteered yourself as my first victi...er...dinner guest.
Dinner guest awkay.
But I don't crawl in that pot after you dry-cooked Jüms in it!
even Belgian musicians have standards, and after cooking Jümlaut there will be a whole lot of 'Essence of Duvel' in yer Cauldron, which does not accourd with IZ...
No, sir! I'd never do that! What I meant is, *you've* got the (dubious) honor of being the first cauldron inhabitant. Don't worry, I'll marinate you in your favorite brew.
SINsister wrote:No, sir! I'd never do that! What I meant is, *you've* got the (dubious) honor of being the first cauldron inhabitant. Don't worry, I'll marinate you in your favorite brew.
That would become a fould broth then, I'm afraid...
IZ sirloin steak wiv whiskey/beer/absinth essence!
Oh, I'm sure it'll be tasty, regardless. Alas, I don't eat any red meat, so I'll just have to use the rest of the gang as my taste-test guinea pigs. Hope they don't mind!
Oh, and feel free to imbibe the broth during the cooking process; might make it a little less painful if you're three sheets to the wind, an' all...
SINsister wrote:Oh, I'm sure it'll be tasty, regardless. Alas, I don't eat any red meat, so I'll just have to use the rest of the gang as my taste-test guinea pigs. Hope they don't mind!
Oh, and feel free to imbibe the broth during the cooking process; might make it a little less painful if you're three sheets to the wind, an' all...
No worries, I'll put myself in charge of the imbibing process.
'What a heavy load Einstein must have had. Morons everywhere.'
wearing those clothes as well...
Now, just you wait a minute... 
