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Prince Charles has passed up the chance to guest star on Doctor Who as a Dalek. He was approached by series producer Phil Collinson to appear in the upcoming Christmas special, which features Kylie Minogue and is set on the Titanic – but for some unfathomable reason, Charlie said no.

“We recently approached Charles because we had some great ideas for him,� Phil said. “He politely declined but he did say he was a big fan of the show.�

Hands up which red-blooded man wouldn’t want to co-star with Ms Minogue? Anyone? Anyone at all? Didn’t think so. That Camilla must rule Charlie with a rod of iron.
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I've never seen the attraction of a minogue ~ creature: small: furry: antipodean in origin: omits an annoying sound
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James Blast wrote:I've never seen the attraction of a minogue ~ creature: small: furry: antipodean in origin: omits an annoying sound

Yeah, that's the bit I like. :twisted:
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James Blast wrote:I've never seen the attraction of a minogue ~ creature
Eh....

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LOL! We are the superior beings! :lol: Well, Charlie ain't, obvi. What a d0rk. ;)
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:eek: That's quite a small arse; not fair. :(
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scotty wrote:
James Blast wrote:I've never seen the attraction of a minogue ~ creature
Eh....

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Show me the MEAT! :evil:
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It's petite meat, Mistah Blast.
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cooked bigger burger m'self <sniff>
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James Blast wrote:cooked bigger burger m'self <sniff>
Probably had more genuine meat in it as well, I'm sure.

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Izzy HaveMercy wrote:Probably had more genuine meat in it as well, I'm sure.
FACT!

the real stuff taste like pig, or so I'm told... :innocent:
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James Blast wrote:
Izzy HaveMercy wrote:Probably had more genuine meat in it as well, I'm sure.
FACT!

the real stuff taste like pig, or so I'm told... :innocent:
More like veal, actually. Except for Jolly Biafra who tastes like lamb.

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Me-e-e-e-e-eh! :lol:
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James Blast wrote:I've never seen the attraction of a minogue ~ creature: small: furry: antipodean in origin: omits an annoying sound
I wouldn't kick her out of bed to get to YOU mate! :lol:
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Prince Charles!?! As a Dalek!?! Maybe as himself... that would make for a cool cameo!

As for Kylie... what the hell, a good pop tart now and then is fine by me! :wink:

She is also an admitted Doctor Who fan, so I hope she will do a great job in the upcoming Christmas special. Only five more months until we know! ;D

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SINsister wrote:It's petite meat, Mistah Blast.
she's right for me
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Kylie had to much plastic surgery done...
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He could have been Davros :P
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By Jove he looks startled!
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