School's Out - Heartland August 2007 Weekender

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Each taxi can fit 4 or 5 people in -- only 3 or 4 quid each. Not too bad.
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I like your style Mark - very organised and sussed. Excellent, that makes you Dad for the night then. Cheers. :lol: :twisted: :notworthy:

Dad's responsibilites DO include accompanying the wounded to A&E, by the way.

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i think sinny should have that job, she's not been before
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emilystrange wrote:i think sinny should have that job, she's not been before
*runs*
What job - Dad? Okay, Mark can be Mum :eek: :lol: :notworthy:

*runs too*
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i meant the a&e bit. she'll have you whipped into line on other issues anyway.
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emilystrange wrote:i meant the a&e bit. she'll have you whipped into line on other issues anyway.
Fine by me, its hanging up in the garage anyway, so may as well... :innocent:
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Erkle.

Right, plan (what letter are we on now? )

I can fit three (or maybe four if they're friendly ;) ) people into the fiendmobile, which I shall drive up to Dave's place some time early Saturday evening. We can hang around there until he finishes cricket, then head back into Leeds on public transport. (I'll leave the fiendmobile at Dave's.) Then I can help get some folk back into Leeds on the Sunday.

That's as far as I'm willing to go on the "dadding" stakes :lol:
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That's as far as I'm willing to go on the "dadding" stakes :lol:
Awww, :( , no pocket money for the kiddies - you mean Dad!
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:lol:
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Pista wrote:Gotta get me some goff slippers though.
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You're in. :twisted:
Looks like I'm bringing my Gripfasts along then, eh? :twisted: Hope the steel toes don't wreak havoc during luggage inspection... :lol:
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emilystrange wrote:i meant the a&e bit. she'll have you whipped into line on other issues anyway.
Yes but Ems, hon, do you really think that's wise? I'll scare all the poor folks in the waiting room! :eek: :lol:
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Sim Tinister..........where's he these days?.........is he coming?.
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hon, they'll have enough problems... they won;t worry!
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Dave, may I play cricket, too? I dunno the first thing about it, of course, but I'm sure your fellow teammates won't mind... :lol: :innocent: :P
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SINsister wrote:Dave, may I play cricket, too? I dunno the first thing about it, of course, but I'm sure your fellow teammates won't mind... :lol: :innocent: :P
You should do cricket with his kids :notworthy: Just keep in mind not to throw the ball in the general direction of the neighbours each and every time :lol:
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good god. the very idea would kill them all off.

i suggest you turn up in whites and see what happens, sinny.
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SINsister wrote:Dave, may I play cricket, too? I dunno the first thing about it, of course, but I'm sure your fellow teammates won't mind... :lol: :innocent: :P
:eek: :lol:

I'm sure they bloody well wouldn't Sinnie. I'm really sure you'll have better things to do on the Saturday, which is kinda a shame, cos there's some images in my head now that just won't shift! :innocent: :innocent: :twisted:

I was hoping to play at home (just down the road) with the second team, but they ain't got a game, so I'll be off to the far flung parts of Barnsley way with the firsts. Bugger. On a positive note, we're really sh1t, so it might be over early.

*Dave drifts off, diabolical yet quintissentially English images merging in his minds eye*
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scotty wrote:Sim Tinister..........where's he these days?.........is he coming?.
Why yes, yes he is. 8)

(certainly on the saturday at any rate)
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Book me in for the garden/garage fest ( :notworthy: ), although I may have to take off my Docs to preserve the no-doubt priceless Turkish rugs. :lol:
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Me bagsy a seat inna fiendmobile :D
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Kick arse! ;D


Watch it, Dave - you're no match. :twisted: Especially when I've got my steel-toed 20-eyes on... :innocent:


What of d00meh, the good Missus Richey James, et al.?


And does this mean that the southern contingent really refuses to drive a scant handful of hours for a weekend that promises to be full of mischief and mayhem? For shame. Pffffft. :roll:
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I would but I'm in Ireland... You guys could always bundle into the fiendmobile and come down for the Southern Heartland Meetup :D (TBC)
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:eek: Aha!

Actually, my home-away-from-home whilst traipsing around on the correct side of The Pond will be my cousin's lovely cottage near Oxford. That's rather close to London, innit?
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It's about 45 mins away 8) :D

... and the coach stop that goes into Oxford about is 15mins away from me :wink: :innocent:
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...way on down south London town...
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