School's Out - Heartland August 2007 Weekender

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Obviousman wrote:Pudding, haggis, curry, all the good stuff that grows back there really :D :notworthy:
HAGGIS!!!!! MMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!
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LAND ROVER: THE BEAST FOUR BY FOUR BY FEAR! KICKS THE ARSE OFF RICEBURNERS!
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Obviousman wrote:Pudding, haggis, curry, all the good stuff that grows back there really :D :notworthy:
Grows back behind the cow shed, you mean?
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Planet Dave wrote:Stealth mode not required when discussing terrorisation of my kids...you may be as open and unabashed about it as you please...you're most welcome to terrorise them to within an inch of their lives...just not the feet, they'll really freak out if you go near their feet.
Just wait till they have to play Top Trumps at 8am on Sunday :lol:
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What's Top Trumps?
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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SINsister wrote:What's Top Trumps?
It's a pack of cards on a theme - each has scores for different things. You take turns in picking a card and then choosing the attribute you guess will beat the equivalent on your opponents card. The winner "trumps" the other one and gets the card......
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It was Action Man Top Trumps last year and I lost big style - might have been the 3 hours sleep though :innocent:
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Zuma wrote:It was Action Man Top Trumps last year and I lost big style - might have been the 3 hours sleep though :innocent:
"Eagle eye-ed-ness 10/10" :lol:
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http://www.toptrumps.com/ :)
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Hmm.
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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:lol:

Dave, I suspect Ethan's liberal application of the rules might have had something to do with your hammering too!

You may be spared that this time around, he'll probably be too busy trying to impress people with his newly discovered prowess on Tomb Raider. 8)

That's ma boy! :notworthy:
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what is a Tomb Raider please...?

well apart from something that Lord Carnarvon or Howard Carter would know about :innocent:
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James Blast wrote:what is a Tomb Raider please...?
It involves big knorks. Does that pique your interest? :lol:
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James Blast wrote:what is a Tomb Raider please...?

well apart from something that Lord Carnarvon or Howard Carter would know about :innocent:
It's a one of these...

Image

She runs round in tombs and that.
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James Blast
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nooooooo.... not what I would call knorks, nae ass and nae waist... whits the point? :|

Next!
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The point is is fckng ace.

Next!
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Trying to talk Suddy in to the idea of coming down to Leeds :innocent:

He might even wear the Goff kilt :)
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Planet Dave wrote:
James Blast wrote:what is a Tomb Raider please...?

well apart from something that Lord Carnarvon or Howard Carter would know about :innocent:
It's a one of these...

Image

She runs round in tombs and that.
She's a work of art :notworthy:
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Literally :lol:
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i haven't got a thing to wear. again.
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
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emilystrange wrote:i haven't got a thing to wear. again.
You never have Ems. We never complain when you turn up in the buff do we? No.
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:eek:

as far as i know, i haven't done that.






yet. :oops:
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Planet Dave
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must've been me x-ray spex then. Must dig em out. 8) ;D
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if sinny catches you with those, i wanna watch!
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Planet Dave
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She wont be able to see bugger all for all the fog (hmmm, there's a flaw there, can't put me finger on it though ;D )

Anyway, roll call...

Me
SINsister
Weebs
Hom
Zuma&Cat
Scotty
Derek R
Blast!
Andrew S
Claire
Zed
Matt
The Cat In The Hat
Timothy Sinister
Pista
mh
Carpy
christophe(i'm still assuming)

We ain't got that many beds, so volunteers required to still be partying when its time to go home please.

:lol: :innocent:
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Planet Dave wrote: christophe[/b](i'm still assuming)
assume no longer.
For you shall all be graced by my presence. :wink:

Can I ask for all to wear usernametags, so it will be easyer to avoid some :innocent:
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