MacHeartland VIII - We Shall Fight Them On The Beaches!

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are you watching this Zed? :twisted:
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James Blast wrote:are you watching this Zed? :twisted:
I'm always watching when there's talk about food ;D

Glad Christophe liked it so much, now I won't have to worry I won't anymore :innocent: :lol: :wink: Just kidding: Dead sure I'll love it :notworthy:
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James Blast wrote:
christophe wrote:Pakora - check! (reaction: positive, "I could live on this")
I bloodbrother be! :D
Glad you liked the place!

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James Blast wrote:a very beautiful pic Missus :notworthy: :D

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You would have to be some kind of muppet to take a BAD picture of that place! I cannot visit this place often enough!
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boudicca wrote:(Vegetarian) haggis
:eek: :eek: :eek:

Is that possible? :lol:
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mh wrote:
boudicca wrote:(Vegetarian) haggis
:eek: :eek: :eek:

Is that possible? :lol:
It's a bit nutty.
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Mish wrote:
James Blast wrote:
christophe wrote:Pakora - check! (reaction: positive, "I could live on this")
I bloodbrother be! :D
Glad you liked the place!

Bryan
I did, great to meet you Bryan (even though I couldn't remember a Mish from the forum) :oops: :innocent: :lol:
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christophe wrote:
Mish wrote:
James Blast wrote:I bloodbrother be! :D
Glad you liked the place!

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I did, great to meet you Bryan (even though I couldn't remember a Mish from the forum) :oops: :innocent: :lol:
Mmm, only 23 posts in 2 years is quite poor I admit. I think I actually lurked for a good few years before that though! (And since 96 or so on Dominion).

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OHMIGOD OHMIGOD OHMIGOD I nearly forgot!

Guess who we saw on our way up to the Clachaig, where we were staying? JIMMY FCUKING SAVILLE!!!! :lol: :eek: :eek: :urff:

Winding down the road, our bus driver suddenly honked his horn and everyone turned to look out the window. He was standing outside some place (his own house I think?), cigar in hand and everything. He was only missing a Jim'll fix it medal, perhaps not even that... I didn't have a good enough look.

I then had to explain to Christophe the concept of Jimmy Saville...
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smiscandlon wrote:
mh wrote:
boudicca wrote:(Vegetarian) haggis
:eek: :eek: :eek:

Is that possible? :lol:
It's a bit nutty.
HA! :lol:
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boudicca wrote: JIMMY FCUKING SAVILLE!!!!
On our way back through Schiphol the other week, having been asked by one of the Dutch check-in staff, I tried (and failed) to explain who Sir Jim was, and why I was wearing a badge with his face on.
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eh..why were you wearing a badge with his face on?
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James Blast wrote:eh..why were you wearing a badge with his face on?
It seemed funny. I've also got David Hasselhof, and Ant 'n' Dec.
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boudicca wrote:OHMIGOD OHMIGOD OHMIGOD I nearly forgot!

Guess who we saw on our way up to the Clachaig, where we were staying? JIMMY FCUKING SAVILLE!!!! :lol: :eek: :eek: :urff:

Winding down the road, our bus driver suddenly honked his horn and everyone turned to look out the window. He was standing outside some place (his own house I think?), cigar in hand and everything. He was only missing a Jim'll fix it medal, perhaps not even that... I didn't have a good enough look.

I then had to explain to Christophe the concept of Jimmy Saville...
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Nice review C. Good to hear that you had a more than great time... :D
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Finally put some of my pics online.

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There has got to be a caption competition on that pic :)
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... and at least one out of three attendees appears to be having a good time! :lol:

(That's not a caption by the way, just an observation! :P )
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Zuma wrote:There has got to be a caption competition on that pic :)
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That's a cracking picture of me in my debt collecting suit! :eek: 8)

I'm well chuffed, many thanks Christophe :D :notworthy:
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