Heartland Weekend Request Thread!

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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emilystrange
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you'll play girls aloud and not mine? shame on you.
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Quiff Boy wrote:so i did :innocent: :lol: ;)
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Fancy forgetting one? Silly Barry. :innocent:
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stop it, the pair of you. i'm not impressed.
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On the night, I'm sure The Boss will believe in a thing called love....
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then it will just be playing it cos i want it and moaned about it. so i'd rather not, thanks.
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emilystrange wrote:then it will just be playing it cos i want it and moaned about it. so i'd rather not, thanks.
Cheers Em's :D , that means we can have the Sugababes too :D :twisted: :innocent:
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i think you'll find they were there already.
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emilystrange wrote:i think you'll find they were there already.
Aye, I know, I was just rubbing it in a wee bit :innocent: :twisted:
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well thanks. like i didn't feel bad enough already.
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That's just filthy!
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How about a bit of bloody Crash & Burn!?

Otherwise, Massive Attack - Teardrop. 8)
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Purple Light wrote: Massive Attack - Teardrop. 8)
And just exactly does one dance to that? :eek: :lol:
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weebleswobble wrote:
Purple Light wrote: Massive Attack - Teardrop. 8)
And just exactly does one dance to that? :eek: :lol:
Very very slowly, preferably with a nice female in the arms. :D
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Purple Light wrote:
weebleswobble wrote:
Purple Light wrote: Massive Attack - Teardrop. 8)
And just exactly does one dance to that? :eek: :lol:
Very very slowly, preferably with a nice female in the arms. :D
Ya big softy :lol:
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weebleswobble wrote:
Purple Light wrote:
weebleswobble wrote: And just exactly does one dance to that? :eek: :lol:
Very very slowly, preferably with a nice female in the arms. :D
Ya big softy :lol:
Aye your right.....









I want CRASH & BURN!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Purple Light wrote:
weebleswobble wrote:
Purple Light wrote: Massive Attack - Teardrop. 8)
And just exactly does one dance to that? :eek: :lol:
Very very slowly, preferably with a nice female in the arms. :D
Know any?
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emilystrange wrote:well thanks. like i didn't feel bad enough already.
:(
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Planet Dave wrote:
Purple Light wrote:
weebleswobble wrote: And just exactly does one dance to that? :eek: :lol:
Very very slowly, preferably with a nice female in the arms. :D
Know any?
I wish. :cry:


:lol:
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I'm female, but I'm definitely not nice. :twisted:
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SINsister wrote:I'm female, but I'm definitely not nice. :twisted:
Course not. :wink:
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This isn't one of them there goff does is it? Sh1t. :?
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