School's Out - Heartland August 2007 Weekender

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Cracking effort Mister Quiffster et al

It was nice to make it along to the Saturday too for more than just the usual flying visit.

Tim was convinced that the sole reason for choosing the new venue was to enable me to make a joke about his patronage of the Adult Superstore across the road. That boy takes paranoia to a whole new level.

Thanks for the comments about Rhombus, we had a great time and you’re always an audience we enjoy playing for.

We were also more than happy to help the Smurphs out by lending them Mya
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You were at the Saturday do Ed?

Jeez I must have been even more wasted than I thought. :lol:
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Yup, I was over by the window.

Barman didn't come up that end much, which might explain things
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Pista wrote:
markfiend wrote:At least if they'd sent bats we could have milked them.

Oh no what have I started? :lol:
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Unforgettable :lol:

Didn't Dave say he had a stack of booze left in his garage?
Perhaps he milked the mozzies.
It's not booze. It's alcoholic blood :eek:
Just hope the mozzies are suffering as much now as we all seem to be from their bites :urff:
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Who was it who took that cracking "everybody pile in" group photo at Santiago's?

On the back of the camera, in the dark, through the booze, it looked like it was a belter - can't wait to see it!

In fact, there were many flashes going off Saturday and Sunday - there must be loads more pics to come?
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Carpathian Psychonaut wrote:Who was it who took that cracking "everybody pile in" group photo at Santiago's?

On the back of the camera, in the dark, through the booze, it looked like it was a belter - can't wait to see it!

In fact, there were many flashes going off Saturday and Sunday - there must be loads more pics to come?
I have no recollection whatsoever of a pile in but then I'm sure there are plenty of other memories which will eventually surface. :lol:

I have a few to upload tonight. Bear with me. :P
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Ozpat wrote:Nice pics! Amongst the goffin clothing it is always nice to spot Z's orange.... :lol: :notworthy:
Absolutely :D
Hope you all had a great time and thanks for the pics.
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Checked mine but no sign of anything like it. This is probably the closest I've got, but it's far from everyone who was there:

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Carpathian Psychonaut wrote:Who was it who took that cracking "everybody pile in" group photo at Santiago's?

On the back of the camera, in the dark, through the booze, it looked like it was a belter - can't wait to see it!

In fact, there were many flashes going off Saturday and Sunday - there must be loads more pics to come?
Wasn't that the barman?
I seem to recall Tim taking loads of piccies, but he's been offline for a while.
Hope he gets it together to stick some up.
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Well remembered Steve, the barman did take a shot of practically everyone and I think it was on Tims phone.....
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Pista wrote:
Carpathian Psychonaut wrote:Who was it who took that cracking "everybody pile in" group photo at Santiago's?

On the back of the camera, in the dark, through the booze, it looked like it was a belter - can't wait to see it!

In fact, there were many flashes going off Saturday and Sunday - there must be loads more pics to come?
Wasn't that the barman?
I seem to recall Tim taking loads of piccies, but he's been offline for a while.
Hope he gets it together to stick some up.
That's the one. He was given the camera and took it for somebody else - if it was SlimTimister then he'd better get posting them!

Hope the hint was subtle enough :innocent:
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mh wrote:Image
Check me out holding in my gut :lol:
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markfiend wrote:Check me out holding in my gut :lol:
As opposed to holding your head and saying "oooooohhh I don't feel well" over and over, eh Mark? :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol:
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mh wrote:
markfiend wrote:Check me out holding in my gut :lol:
As opposed to holding your head and saying "oooooohhh I don't feel well" over and over, eh Mark? :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol:
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mh wrote:
markfiend wrote:Check me out holding in my gut :lol:
As opposed to holding your head and saying "oooooohhh I don't feel well" over and over, eh Mark? :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol:
I seem to remember at least one heavily slurred "I don't understand what's happening" :lol: :notworthy:
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Right, here's some pictures of GOFFS!!! :twisted:

Tim Goff.
Three Goffs & Me on a Bus
Goff in denile in a daft hat!
American Goff
Boss Goff, Big Goff & Wee Goff
Two Goffs
Three Goffs
Goffs Round a Table
Four Goffs & Me
Goffs Watching A Goff Band
Goffs
Cool Old T-Shirt Goff
Scary Wee Teacher Goff!!
Lovley Wee Scouse Goff & Goff in a Suit
Midland Hom_ Goff with Weagie S Goff
American Goff & Techno Goff
Goffs in a Goff Place

And the picture of the weekend......

Gorgeous Mental American Being Pete Murphy in the Hunger Goff!!!

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DerekR wrote:
mh wrote:
markfiend wrote:Check me out holding in my gut :lol:
As opposed to holding your head and saying "oooooohhh I don't feel well" over and over, eh Mark? :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol:
I seem to remember at least one heavily slurred "I don't understand what's happening" :lol: :notworthy:
And about Ten, "Ohhhh leave me aloooooooooooooooooooooooone!!!" :lol: :notworthy: 8)
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Really? :lol:

*goes into hiding*
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Great pics Keith. :notworthy: Who let Sinnie outta that cage? ;D

@ Mark - it's okay mate, I tidied up quite a few plots on Sunday, yours wasn't the only one that got lost. :lol: :notworthy:
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Awesome pictures Keef.
Looks like you had fun thinking of the names :notworthy: :lol:
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Planet Dave wrote:@ Mark - it's okay mate, I tidied up quite a few plots on Sunday, yours wasn't the only one that got lost. :lol: :notworthy:
:lol: My mechanism went...
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Heather's gonna kill you for calling her a scouser... :lol: :innocent:
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scotty wrote:Right, here's some pictures of GOFFS!!! :twisted:

Goffs
It look's like Quiffy's go no arse in them kecks...lol :innocent: :lol:
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Once again....thanks for pics and reviews. NICE! :D
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that'll be fraser in one of his many old salvation tees 8) :lol:
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