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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/camb ... 943734.stm

:o :roll:

watch out those of you with "f*ck me & marry me young" or "utterly b*stard groovy" tees :roll:
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Holy crap. What a jobsworth.
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Used to happen to Inspiral Carpets fans wearing their "Cool as f**k" shirts!
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Can you get done for one of those cheapo 80's imitation, Frankie-says-relax-style ones that say "LIVE LIFE LOVE LIFE", which I keep seeing on every tan-fastic slapper in town? I sincerely hope so! 'Cos you might find that pretty offensive, if you have just been diagnosed with a terminal disease and given two weeks to live.
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What about someone wearing (for example) a Keane T-shirt? I find it offensive that anyone could listen to that drivel ;)
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markfiend wrote:What about someone wearing (for example) a Keane T-shirt? I find it offensive that anyone could listen to that drivel ;)
File under Travis. :lol:

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Tw@ts!
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weebleswobble wrote:Tw@ts!
Steady, they can arrest you for that.
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weebleswobble wrote:Tw@ts!
Shouldn't that be tw@s!
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Gaz bought these ones on our trip...it was touch and go in some areas :lol:

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@ Ness (and Gaz) - :lol: :lol: :lol: :notworthy: :notworthy:
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Debaser wrote:Gaz bought these ones on our trip...it was touch and go in some areas :lol:



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Blimey, gaz looks tanned.
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A guy at the collage I went to had a shirt which just said "Franky says f*ck off". I thought it was great :)
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biggy wrote:
Debaser wrote:Gaz bought these ones on our trip...it was touch and go in some areas :lol:



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Blimey, gaz looks tanned.
Clever arse :P
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markfiend wrote:What about someone wearing (for example) a Keane T-shirt? I find it offensive that anyone could listen to that drivel ;)
I used to like Keane in my pop-era, before I learned of the Sisters. I reckoned the guys had talent.
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Tidal wrote:
markfiend wrote:What about someone wearing (for example) a Keane T-shirt? I find it offensive that anyone could listen to that drivel ;)
I used to like Keane in my pop-era, before I learned of the Sisters. I reckoned the guys had talent.
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I have a t shirt with "myheartland" across it.
But of course, it's OUR Heartland right?
Anyone take offence at my t shirt claiming it's mine? :lol:
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its actually mine. i just let you all borrow it from time to time ;)

and yes, you all have my permission to wear those tees ;D :lol:
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Thanks Boss
I read the article & had a sudden flashback to this.
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I seem to recall a similar uproar over similar incidents involving "Jesus is a cnut" tees reported in K! a while back.

Surely by extension they have grounds to stop fcuk from trading given the oft-repeated "It doesn't matter which order the middle letters are in, your brain still reads it properly" study? :|
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French Connection have been repeatedly censured by the advertising standards authority, the only problem is that the ASA only has the power to remove a single ad. It can't turn round and say "You're not allowed to use fcuk any more".
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Pista wrote:Thanks Boss
I read the article & had a sudden flashback to this.
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:lol:
T'would be a tad 'overzealous' for sure :lol:

Reminds me of the Cradles 'Jesus was a cnut' t-shirt 8)
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